A motorbike ride in the Thai countryside.

[bobsaigon2]

......one of my best times was bent over the fire-escape handrail between the 11th and 12th floors of a multi-storey block of flats - being serviced by lad with green hair whose parents were watching Coronation Street on the telly just a few feet away

Sounds interesting. Very. Any selfies of that?

Reminds me of the time when one of my Saudi Air Force students and I decided to have a quick bit of quality time in the classroom, after class that is. Other students and teachers passing by on the other side of the locked door.

[joe552]

Well I have to say I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Does a bj in the Phoenix Park count?

[bobsaigon2]

Does a bj in the Phoenix Park count?

It does.

[joe552]

Does that mean I can join the pervert's club?

[gerefan2]

You should branch out Joe - one of my best times was bent over the fire-escape handrail between the 11th and 12th floors of a multi-storey block of flat

Miss the Gorbals?

[joe552]

Well this thread has moved on a bit from taking a motorbike trip through the Thai countryside. Sorry, arsenal. If only we had 3 moderators to keep things on track.

Personally, this competition to see who has had sex in the most odd place, is rather unbecoming of the board. But then again, I'm not a moderator or censor, so hey ho.

[sglad]

Reminds me of the time when one of my Saudi Air Force students and I decided to have a quick bit of quality time in the classroom, after class that is. Other students and teachers passing by on the other side of the locked door.

What? You had sex with a student, someone who is under your authority and influence, on school premises?

[bobsaigon2]

What? You had sex with a student, someone who is under your authority and influence, on school premises?

So what? He was in is twenties and he initiated it.

This is your fifth or sixth post today in which you have tried to find something to criticize. Carry on. No one is impressed.

[sglad]

So what? He was in is twenties and he initiated it.

"So what"? It doesn't matter who initiated it or how old you or he were (granted it would have been worse had he been a minor, and we've only got your word that he hadn't). You marked his papers, didn't you, and was responsible for him while he was in your classroom? Let's put it in another way: would the authorities have said "so what" had you been caught? Would the students and their parents have said, "so what"? Would your colleagues have said "so what" had they been tarred with the same brush following your actions?

[bobsaigon2]

Do contact the Saudi Arabian Ministry of Defense if this concerns you so. Sorry I cannot provide more details but the event occurred 40 years ago and I have quite forgotten the name of the warrant officer... Abdullah? Mohammed? Abdulazziz? Can not recall.

Carry on. Still no one is impressed.