My dear Francois.
Thank you so much for your invitation to partake of the meatloaf. I understand it's rather good and as any foodie will tell you, making something delicious out of something inexpensive is quite a skill. However, my time in Pattaya is short and therefore precious and I would rather spend that time in a Thai restaurant or one that offers 3 courses. Once again I thank you for your invitation.
Regards.
Arsenal.

P.S
The sign definitely said Reserved for VIPs.