Where else, but up me Haggis.Originally Posted by scottish-guy
Where else, but up me Haggis.
Fingering a haggis?
That's beastiality you know - whatever will our esteemed moderators/guardians of good-taste make of it
My HiSo English friends have assured me you are wrong. They say bestiality is no problem in Scotland, as you all do it. If you think that is bad, wait to you hear what they say about the Irish, the Welsh, and the Americans. Sadly none of us non English will ever truly understand, the proper role of class and knowing your place in society. Maybe the English are correct, none of us are worthy of a seat at the meatloaf table
Scottish wouldn't even know which set of cutlery to use to eat meatloaf. He'd probably start hacking away with the fish knife and soup spoon.
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It's Ting Tong Red with Davy Crockett and "the lads" - do you really think there's a fish knife on the table?
neddy3 (October 1st, 2017)
It's Thursday, and we all know what that means! But I forgot to submit an application for meat loaf dinner.
Well... to be truthful, I didn't forget, rather I was worried the meat loaf committee would reject my application. Plan was to go together with Mickp, but it seems Mickp isn't around. What happened to him?
He's surely a loss we all feel deeply about.
Hitchhiking's more of a challenge on the road less travelled.
No need to worry whitemouse, they most likely would! 5555
whitemouse (October 6th, 2017)
Application!!!! I was told all you had to do was crawl in and kiss his feet and you were in---what changed?
Yes. Whitemouse would be blackballed by the Ting Tong Red Meatloaf polite bureau. Even a testimonial from Mr Ambassador, Francois would not get him the green light to join.
whitemouse (October 6th, 2017)
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