Goooooooooood Moooooooooorning SGT.

[arsenal]

Good morning my lovelies. Here is today's news. Bogsville Mick has taken his already pointless posts to a new level of mediocrity. Joe555 has purloined the cash from his sister and booked to fly on Falafel Ailines out of Istanbul. The Rabbi has cast doubts on the believability of the story. Freakybum is still prowling around Bangkok hiding from his arch enemy A447. Moses has done a Pontius Pilate and washed his hands of the whole sorry bunch. Whitemouse is currently trawling through decades old posts to chuck at CDMatt. CD Matt is still maintaining his beyond absurd tale of woe and hope against all the odds. JFS is still asking for advice on how to go to Thailand on holiday and punch Thai boys up their arses. Neddy and Gerefan are holding their noses and looking down at all this with a mixture of fascination and disgust. And Arsenal, due to the boards immigration policy, has resigned as Gatekeeper and accepted the job of detached reporter.