Goooooooooood Moooooooooorning SGT.

[arsenal]

Good morning my lovelies. Here is today's news. Bogsville Mick has taken his already pointless posts to a new level of mediocrity. Joe555 has purloined the cash from his sister and booked to fly on Falafel Ailines out of Istanbul. The Rabbi has cast doubts on the believability of the story. Freakybum is still prowling around Bangkok hiding from his arch enemy A447. Moses has done a Pontius Pilate and washed his hands of the whole sorry bunch. Whitemouse is currently trawling through decades old posts to chuck at CDMatt. CD Matt is still maintaining his beyond absurd tale of woe and hope against all the odds. JFS is still asking for advice on how to go to Thailand on holiday and punch Thai boys up their arses. Neddy and Gerefan are holding their noses and looking down at all this with a mixture of fascination and disgust. And Arsenal, due to the boards immigration policy, has resigned as Gatekeeper and accepted the job of detached reporter.

[bobsaigon2]

"Moses has done a Pontius Pilate and washed his hands of the whole sorry bunch."

It does look that way. If he were a native speaker of English, perhaps by now he would have sold the board or given it away or paid someone to take it off his hands. Or perhaps he's fine with the way things are going now, as the SGT descends into bitch board status. Lots of activity, lots of posts. Certainly a more lively board than the other two. Perhaps that's what he wants.

[joe552]

"purloined" - what a great word! Sounds so much better than "borrowed", Great post, bob!

Btw, where is Moses from? I must have missed that bit.

[Moses]

Btw, where is Moses from? I must have missed that bit.

Do you know word "Muscovite"?

[joe552]

Only in relation to a city in Russia. Thanks for answering my query, Moses.

Btw bob. "Good Morning Vietnam" is one of my favourite films (though I'm now doubting that was the actual name). Anyway, the movie with Robin Williams. I preferred "Dead Poet's Society", 'cos it had some cute boys in it, and I would have loved to have a teacher like that.

[frequent]

I preferred "Dead Poet's Society", 'cos it had some cute boys in it, and I would have loved to have a teacher like that.

The scene I remember from Dead Poets Society is the one where the boys treated the room mate of the guy who just committed suicide as if he had been widowed

[joe552]

I remember watching it and thinking "he's not really going to do it", Great movie, in my opinion. As was "Good Morning Vietnam".

[scottish-guy]

Can someone enlighten me as to why Joe keeps complimenting "Bob" on content which was actually posted by Arsenal?

Unless Arsenal is in actuality named BOB - but that would just be too good to be true.

[Mickp]

Probaly Arsetroll is Bob wouldnt surprise me.

[bobsaigon2]

Probably Joe was confused since my post appeared just below Arsenal's.