Taking a Thai BF to a go-go bar?

[a447]

Yet another saga to "entertain" us.

Life must be so boring up in KK.

Did you end up getting your pilots licence, Matt?

And please tell us about your attempt to join the target shooting club. How did that go?

[bobsaigon2]

IMHO, Matt's stories (and those of a few other colleagues) are meant to be taken as a divertissement, as an amusement, an entertainment, but not, gentle reader, as an absolute reflection of fact. Fine. It gives us a chance to see what a creative mind can produce.

[francois]

I agree wholeheartedly, bobsaigon.

[FarangRuMak]

So is Chapter 2 of One Man, Two Dogs and Leo From Laos going to be set in Vientiane now? I'm confused but if so I will certainly be tuning in for the next installment of this soap opera. My goodness, with no passport and being a long time illegal overstayer, the border crossing alone is going to be a heart thumping thriller. I'm going to get the popcorn in before I snuggle down to read it.

The Naga's Bang Fai on the river should give good cover for a night swim.
But I forget which time of year this happens.

[bobsaigon2]

Maybe that's the one in October, when balls of light mysteriously pop up from the river? Hundreds of thousands of spectators. Could easily pack up the essentials (et les chiens of course) and cross the river on a small raft. If anyone was sober enough to notice, they'd think it was just a crazy farang trying to get a close look at the fireballs.

[arsenal]

Will you all please leave Matt the fuck alone. He is currently holed up at HQ in KK wearing battle fatigues and using what little sight he has left to pore over maps of the Thai/Laos border trying to find a chink in the tight security. Meanwhile, Leo from Laos is speaking to some extremely shady characters about a dead of night passage for four in one of their 'special' boats. You know the ones, the ones that are able to slip past even the most eagle eyed border guards.

[bkkguy]

the ones that are able to slip past even the most eagle eyed border guards.

I thought you just needed a black Benz with tinted windows for that

bkkguy

[arsenal]

No bkkguy. Your black Benz will be of little use (perhaps even a hindrance) unless you show said guard your collection of portraits of George Washington, Queen Elizabeth or Europa.

[gerefan2]

My goodness, with no passport and being a long time illegal overstayer, the border crossing alone is going to be a heart thumping thriller. I'm going to get the popcorn in before I snuggle down to read it.

Not me. I'm waiting for the film to come out!

[arsenal]

Ah Gerefan, the film is never as good as the book. And besides, the board will be littered with spoilers.