Offing Aliens.

[bobsaigon2]

Typical Vietnamese apartment dwellers, especially those living in an apartment for the first time, unused to being air conditioned. Seems like only the Koreans or other farang in Vietnam keep their front doors closed.

[FarangRuMak]

Here in Vietnam, my BFs mother (who has moved in) can't get the front door open fast enough in the morning - and I'm talking like fucking 5am. Likewise the balcony window/door.

I've noticed that neighbours are the same about leaving their doors open - must be an Asian thing.

Meanwhile yours truly is either forced into the bedroom to enjoy the air-con or to sit sweating like a pig in the living room while she cooks 8 hot meals a day - none of which anybody asked for.

There is the distinct possibility of a murder on the horizon

If you kill her now it will be plain murder.
If you marry the boyfriend first it will be matri-in-law-acide so a good lawyer might find a loophole in the law.

[arsenal]

Scottish: Just read the old girl one of your posts on the economic benefits of Scottish independence and she'll lose the will to live. ROFL.

[latintopxxx]

I'm absolutely shocked....scotty has a bf!?!?!?
But then mother in law has moved in.....now there's karma for u....u should have been nicer to me...guess I can stop sticking pins into that doll with a kilt now

[scottish-guy]

<Yawn>

MiniMee's being sticking pins up my effigy for years dear

[latintopxxx]

He needs to use the extra long ones dipped in snake venom.