Not funny Francois! And you're "just joking" part is disingenuousness personified. I see right through your racism.
Have you never heard of a Canadian endangered species named 'Newfies'. Apparently the ocean will soon cover the small rock they live on. Trump doesn't believe it, but who's he?
Quebecois are 100% incomprehensible even in Paris and thus becoming so shy they will not speak a word to english-speakers unless they are picking apples in the Okanagan ... we 'real' Canadians call that "getting to the core of things".
In Tuktoyuktuk the natives there say "oi" a lot, instead of the proper pronunciation "eh" which all real hockey players say.
I could go on, but I hope you get the point and cease berating Canucks just to get a few cheap laffs.