Pattaya go go bars

[fountainhall]

Well we could discuss that for quite some time! I agree with the snivelling. He may have been bullied in his earlier years in the 1930s but that totally understates his destructive desires. The idiot has nothing positive to contribute. Only destruction! I guess he has such a hate for having been banned once before he is determined to ensure this Board is denuded of posters and just dies.

He has delusions of grandeur about himself -

Yours sincerely

General Greatone Dopey-Cunt

But then he also has a death wish -

Does anyone know how I can organise a funeral for mself in Thailand?

No doubt this is because he has real difficulty with orgasms -

I saw a newspaper story recently about whether men can fake orgasms. I certainly can; as soon as I'm bored by a partner I start faking the ending. Condoms help the effect as few boys are going to examine their contents

Clearly Greatone Dopey-Cunt is tottering on his last legs!

[frequent]

As you can see, Bob, it only takes a nudge from me here and there to remind fountainhall that I'm still under his skin. And his posts - aren't they wonderful! Such a fine example to other members and potential members of the posting standards to which they should aspire

[bobsaigon2]

Originally Posted by frequent
Does anyone know how I can organise a funeral for myself in Thailand?


Have you actually completed the arrangements? And set the date? I ask because I haven’t got much more time left and I do hope I’ll be able to attend your event before it’s time for mine.

And you’ve engaged the caterers? Actually I guess you’d only need some snacks and drinks for two or three people, unless you had a good spread laid on and then the balloon chasers would make the trip from Pattaya. Or perhaps you’ve planned on hiring professional mourners?

What about Dies Irae for the music selection. I’m rather partial to it. Not quite a foot tapping tune but I think it would be suitable.

Will you follow the Thai tradition of having the coffin opened so that the remains can be viewed just before the box goes into the furnace? Oh, and don’t forget to have some coins put in the coffin. Small boys like to sift through the ashes to find a few baht.

Bon voyage.

[arsenal]

Scottish, Founty, MFAS, a447, Me, and a few others wouldn't be out of place in a nest of vipers. But Bobsaigon is one of this boards gentlemen and you've got him hoping to attend your funeral Frequent. Can there be any clearer sign to fuck off because while Bob doesn't like to use foul language I have no such qualms.

[fountainhall]

What about Dies Irae for the music selection. I’m rather partial to it. Not quite a foot tapping tune but I think it would be suitable.

Most suitable - "Days of wrath and doom impending". But perhaps the words of the Ingemisco from the mass might be even more appropriate -

"Guilty, now I pour my moaning,
All my shame with anguish owning,
Spare O God thy suppliant groaning."

"Guilty . . . moaning . . . shame . . . anguish . . . groaning." Right up frequent's tree, I'd have thought! The Verdi version is especially moving. Problem is: anything from a mass requires music and singers. And since as Bob suggests it's unlikely there'll be more than a couple in attendance, perhaps something more simple would be better, something that nicely summed up frequent's approach to life. How about one of Mozart's pornographic canons? I'm sure there are some for 2 voices. K. 231 would be especially apt, i suggest, It also has the virtue of sounding especially boring -

"Leck mich im Arsch fein recht schon sauber". For those whose German is somewhat rusty, it translates as -

"Kiss my ass nicely,
Lick it nice and clean . . .
Come on, just try it
And lick, lick, lick"

Sung in German the monks won't be offended!

[Surfcrest]

Members,

frequent....or kommentariat.....or boygeenyus has been a member here under one name or another before most of us. I've met a lot of miserable farangs in Thailand over the years, mostly in Bangkok...except when they escape the City to share their misery with us happy souls down at the beach. The papers are full of these sad folks drowning at sea, falling off balconies...but occasionally one will join a forum instead, which is where frequent comes from. I heard he can't swim and is afraid of the water and he's not rich enough to rent anything above ground level...so while he's safe, we're not. May I suggest you fine gentleman put him on ignore...a forum's way of pushing someone into a well.

Surfcrest

[Nirish guy]

Hmmm which started me wondering - "If Frequent / Kommie / Boygeenus etc etc is pushed in to a well but with it being an online forum no one is around to hear it, does the splash still make a sound?"

[bobsaigon2]

Sorry Surfcrest, I just don't get it. You're saying that as the owner of the board you are powerless to do anything about a thoroughly despicable board member and we just have to wait for him to pass away. There is some legal restraint? Frequent wouldn't last a nanosecond on GBT yet here he's welcomed again and again. It would be interesting to know why you cannot remove him at will, why you feel compelled to offer him sanctuary on this board. Surely there have been enough indications that most board members would like to see him gone. Why not consider their wishes?

[arsenal]

He's not saying he's powerless Bob but as much as I find Frequent despicable the time to ban him was when he tried to close the board down with his thinly disguised attempts to run foul of the lese majeste laws in Thailand. Having allowed him to remain it's impossible for Surfcrest to ban him now unless he carries out a suicide post as Kommie before him did. Which sooner or later he no doubt will. To me this confirms his general lack of intelligence because he lives in Thailand and so.....well falang don't have immunity in these matters.

[fountainhall]

frequent....or kommentariat.....or boygeenyus has been a member here under one name or another before most of us. I've met a lot of miserable farangs in Thailand over the years . . . May I suggest you fine gentleman put him on ignore...a forum's way of pushing someone into a well.

Surfcrest

With the greatest respect, why on earth is someone who has been banned not once but several times even permitted to be near this Board? Does this mean that being banned means something different form what I understand it to be? And does it mean that all who have been banned recently under your watch like kommentariat - sglad and Sugargrandpa, for example - suddenly receive a pardon and start attacking other members again? If this vile character is given free pass after free pass, why not others? And if even one gets a free pass, when do we expect Beachlover back within the fold?

I'm sorry but I'm putting no one on ignore. If a twice or thrice banned member is allowed back to run amok, I want to know what he is saying and I will hit back at him every single time. Will that get me banned? Will I then be permitted to return? Frankly I don't care.

Most others here are constructive by starting interesting posts, giving interesting reports about real trips and making reasonably informed comments - much of the time. frequent/kommentariat/boygenius writes pure lies about being in Greece when he was nowhere near Greece and being on a South East Asia trip with another member which was once again pure lies. It is frankly unbelievable that this destructive idiot is permitted to remain. Absolutely unbelievable!

Sorry Surfcrest, I just don't get it. You're saying that as the owner of the board you are powerless to do anything about a thoroughly despicable board member and we just have to wait for him to pass away . . . Frequent wouldn't last a nanosecond on GBT yet here he's welcomed again and again. It would be interesting to know why you cannot remove him at will, why you feel compelled to offer him sanctuary on this board. Surely there have been enough indications that most board members would like to see him gone. Why not consider their wishes?

Agree Bob 110%!

Having allowed him to remain it's impossible for Surfcrest to ban him now

Whyever not? I find that totally f--king unbelievable. Put his posts together and there are tons of reasons for banning this poster. And isn't Surfcrest the Board owner? Can he not ban a totally disruptive, dissembling, pathetic, disgusting, proven liar that is sending regular posters off to other Boards?