Some years ago there was a quite compelling film named 'Being John Malkovich'. It was a very good and entertaining movie as it stood, but on the other hand, why Malkovich? The world is full of odd characters who could easily be the starring role in such an artful endeavour.
For instance, this board has a few who might well qualify. In fact, my humble choice for such an honour would be, let's say ... 'Being Bad Boy Billy'. What say you Latinpoxx?
PS ... Gerefan, your humour was well meant I'm sure. But 'twas' was just a bit too twee.