The perfect off.

[latintopxxx]

thank all the Gods I'm a top and don't care a hoot if his hydraulics work.......

[arsenal]

Scottish wrote:
"The phone rule is all very well when the punter is a younger and in-shape guy like you Christian - but spare a thought for the rest of us who are forced to let the boy watch str8 porn on his phone During the encounter or else he'd not be "up" to the job."

Well by the time Scottish has taken out his false teeth (previously discussed) unglued his toupee and removed his whale bone corset who is going to be 'up to the job?' I should imagine at that moment 12 hours working on a death trap of a building site suddenly seems very attractive.

[Jellybean]

Scottish wrote:
"The phone rule is . . . or else he'd not be "up" to the job."

Well by the time Scottish has taken out his false teeth (previously discussed) unglued his toupee and removed his whale bone corset who is going to be 'up to the job?' I should imagine at that moment 12 hours working on a death trap of a building site suddenly seems very attractive.

Hello Honky Tonks!

Ooh, you are awful arsenal, but I like you!

[scottish-guy]

... by the time Scottish has taken out his false teeth (previously discussed) unglued his toupee and removed his whale bone corset who is going to be 'up to the job?'...

Speak for yourself - I got a stiffy just reading that