I was reading your post from most recent to oldest and came across the above. All I could think is that you broke your penis in one of your encounters of the worst kind. Glad to read it was only your foot.Originally Posted by a447
I was reading your post from most recent to oldest and came across the above. All I could think is that you broke your penis in one of your encounters of the worst kind. Glad to read it was only your foot.
"Break his penis"?
Since his peccadilloes changed a few months ago it's more likely that a447 might break his sphincter
=))
Gentlemen, please! Is a little sympathy too much to ask for? lol
The day started well. I walked over to Copa and offed Yut again. As usual, he did a sterling job and we both ended up with smiles on our faces, albeit for different reasons!
There was no way to contact All of Me bar to say I couldn't keep my appointment with Ton's brother so I hobbled on over. It took a hell of a long time to get there, not only because it was so painful to walk, but also because the footpath was overrun by hoardes of Chinese tourists waiting for their tour buses. Why the fuck do they have to mill around in the middle of the footpath? Can't they just stand on the road??
I finally made it but my off for tonight had given up and had gone off to drink with his mates. Ton phoned him and he quickly appeared but was a little drunk. Mmmm......I wonder if he can perform tonight.
We had a good chat about the ups and downs of being a barboy. Ton told me that one customer offed both of them together then got upset when they couldn't have sex. They're brothers, for Christ's sake! What was he thinking?
I also heard the usual stories of customers sitting with the boys in Eros all night and fondling them, then leaving without a tip. They think buying the boys one drink is sufficient for 3 or 4 hours of fun.
Then there was the story of the farang who gave Ton 50 baht for a massage with with all the extras!
Ton went to the pharmacy and came back with some ointment and a bandage. Neither did any good.
I limped back to the hotel, half carried by my boy du jour.
We got on the bed and I didn't need to tell him what to do - Ton had already filled him in on what I like.
This guy is from Isaan and has a magnificent appendage. I asked him what size condom he wanted and he opted for 55.
Ton had told me his brother was awesome in bed and he certainly wasn't lying. Lots of hugs and kisses as he pounded away. I had to throw in the towel. Wonderful!
The chuck-wow took a very long time but he was loving it! He was moaning and groaning, curling up his toes and twisting his body left and right all the time I was working on him. He produced a very nice cumshot indeed, despite telling me he'd had a wank earlier in the afternoon.
I want him again tomorrow. And the best thing about tonight's encounter was that while we were doing the deed, I didn't feel any pain at all in my foot!
Looks like sex acts as a painkiller! Who'd have thunk it??
Considering that you're there in Thailand shagging yourself stupid as per bloody usual while I'm freezing my nuts off here in the UK, if its sympathy you're looking for may I suggest that you go look for it in a dictionary just, you'll find it there right between SHIT and SYPHILIS ! :-)
I sat on the verandah looking at the guys in Copa massage.
Oh, there's a cutie! I haven't seen him before. He'll do nicely. And he was just a slow, painful hobble across the soi.
But by the time I'd reached the stairs into the bar he had already taken out his mobile phone and all I saw of him from then on was the top of his head.
Yut came and sat with me, but as he'd just finished with a customer I wasn't interested. He assured me it was just a massage - no sex involved - and that he could perform. So I took him at his word and back we went to my room.
And he did perform! What his cock lacks in girth it more than makes up for in length - close to 8 inches. And he's very proud of it and loves to show it off.
After a very enjoyable dinner with some members of another board I was driven back to Boyztown and decided to check out Toyboys again. I had my eye on 4 guys in particular and was trying to decide which one I'd like to get to know more intimately.
But when a certain song came on they suddenly turned into screaming fem boys, prancing around the stage, striking "the pose" - hand on hip, head turned to the side and the pouting of the lips.
That did it for me so I left immediately and walked over to Dreamboys. But the guys were way too gay for me. Not a masculine boy in sight.
Where are all the "men"??
How things have changed! All the fem boys seem to have moved over from Sunee into Boyztown.
So off to BBB for the sexy boy show featuring Mr Every Gay Man's Wet Dream. Being a Friday night you'd think the place would be packed, but there were more boys than customers.
The guys seem to be getting a little desperate. The Cambodian guy with the silicone cock came and sat with me, uninvited. He asked for a tip and a drink. He got a polite "fuck off" for his troubles.
Then a very unattractive gogo papa in the Big Cock Show came and sat beside me and kept putting my hand on his cock. But if a guy is not physically attractive I've got no interest in him at all, no matter how big his cock is. Then he stood up, covered my head with his gown and pushed my face into his crotch.
"Sa-moke! Sa-moke!"
Yuk!
I walked past Copa massage but didn't see anyone remotely attractive enough to help me forget the pain I was still feeling in my foot, so I came back alone.
In all my trips to Thailand and other S.E.Asian countries over the years I've always had sex twice a day - sometimes three times a day. But on this trip to Pattaya there have been a couple of days like today when I've only had sex once. Being in constant pain today has adversely affected my libido but still, what a waste of an evening.
I'll have to make up for it in KL.
I took up my usual position on the verandah opposite Copa massage. There was the cute guy I'm after but again, he was just absorbed in his phone. I hoped he would look up so I could make eye contact, but he never did. Ok, forget him.
Then I spotted another new guy so moved my attention to him. I hobbled over to the bar, grabbed a seat as close to him as possible and ordered a drink. But he promptly got up and went to talk with some other masseurs.
Yut came and sat with me, but I wanted to try someone different. And it's not as though he needs the business; Christ, no sooner does he come back after entertaining a customer than he's offed again! He must have at least 6 customers a day and is raking in the money. Such stamina!
I try to pick times when Yut is busy, otherwise he just expects me to off him. His seat opposite my hotel means he can monitor my coming and going.
"Last night I see you take boy to hotel. Why you not take me?"
I decided to off the new guy, but went back to my room to check if it had been cleaned. Back I went to Copa, only to find he'd been offed. Foiled again.
An older guy - late twenties? Early thirties? - came over. His name is Aek.
"Yut now have customer. I go with you? Have big cock."
He pushed his crotch into my hand so I could personally verify it.
He started off with a massage; something Yut and I don't bother with. Problem is, he was a farm worker and his hands were like sandpaper. Ouch! Enough! So he moved on to body to body and I felt him getting hard. Mmmm....impressive.
After a feverish bout of sa-moking we got down to business and he did a fantastic job. After I'd thrown in the towel we lay chatting on the bed.
"You want I fuck you again?"
I'd had enough so we finished in the usual way.
I'm sitting here watching the Boyzboyzboyz boys parading up and down the soi. And there's Yut, sitting with yet another customer!
I decided is make the trek over to Sunee. It took me 40 minutes!
As I approached Goodboys, Chet rushed out and dragged me behind the screen for a chuck-wow.
He pulled down his pants and presented me with his fat sausage. It was soft but as soon as he found a porn movie on his phone - he has heaps! - he was ready for action in seconds. Incredible!
It's an exhausting task because he takes ages to cum, but when he eventually does it is very impressive.
He's still desperate to fuck a girl.
"I no fuck lady 3 months! You no pay me, ok. Just pay for lady. Can watch me fuck."
Mmmm...it would be quite a sight seeing a girl take that cock. That's presuming she could. I think he'd have to show it to her first - erect, of course - and let her decide. It's not only the length, it's the thickness ; I can hardly get my hand around it. But I'll think about it.
Next I went to Eros. A guy from Isaan came and sat with me, lifted his "skirt" and showed me his beautiful appendage. But no matter how hard he tried he couldn't manage to get it up.
So I chose another guy - very cute - but he also couldn't get hard. I told him to work on it while I went outside for a smoke but when I came back he was still desperately trying to get a hard-on.
I decided to return to Boyztown and maybe off a guy from Copa. And who should be sitting outside in the soi but the cute guy I've been lusting after! And there was a table next to him! So over I went and sat down. I had my off for the night!
He looked up briefly from his phone and we had a short conversation. He told me he didn't have any customers today, only drinks. And he did appear to be a bit pissed. He then went back to his phone and started playing a game, totally ignoring me. I tried to engage him in conversation but it was a waste of time. Fuck him, I'll go to BBB and look for number 58 -Mr Big Cock. But as I got up to leave he walked past arm in arm with a farang. I was too late! Again!
I've been eyeing off number 3 lately. He's got a nice smile and an impressive package. I called him over and asked if he had a silicone cock.
'Why you want to know?"
To me, that probably means "yes."
On my way back to the hotel I saw Mr Phone-boy still sitting in the soi, engrossed in his game.
No wonder he has no customers!
Lovely reporting, a447. Surprised I haven't run into you at good boys, or walking past all of me 2.
What does Chet look like? Is he the one with the large Afro hair? He is really big and takes awhile to cum, but it has never been impressive amount..at least the couple times I played with him. Maybe you have better technique. Lol
No, Chet isn't the guy with the afro. He has his name tattooed on the inside of his left arm. He's not the most handsome guy but I chose him because Ton said he had the biggest cock in the bar. Just ask for him. He's a really nice guy and very eager to please!
That's funny. Tee, who runs Duc bar, introduced me to the good boys mamasan. She assured me that Afro guy was #1 in size and the slender guy with blonde hair was #2. After playing with both, I think she had the order reversed, but not by much. Very impressive sizes. Afro guy has pretty minuscule ejac, so I normally played with blonde, who was much more prolific. Very very friendly and eager to please.
Now I wish I would have met Chet, just to see if mamasan had her facts straight. Not that she would ever lie, right? Too bad I have already left Pattaya. If you wander back by good boys, let me know how either guy matches up.
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