Just a quick update for anyone who cares... if you ever get lice in your eyelashes due to your sexual exploits in Thailand, I can honestly recommend dog shampoo instead of pissing about with the doctors. Just make sure it's the flea & tick variety that contains permethrin.

Took a little longer than I expected by a couple days, but I'm assuming that's because I let the infestation get larger than it should have. Nonetheless, dog shampoo was all it took. My bad eye is about 90% open now, and I'm assuming will be 100% in a day or two.

Expect to give yourself a small black eye though, as you rub the little bastards out. They die due to the permethrin, but they have four legs and two claws, so when they die they just curl up into a ball and stay within your eye. You have to get them out somehow, and they're sticky little bastards, so a little force is required.