Continued......
Time to chuck-wow him. This time I made sure I aimed his cock at his chest when he was seconds from cumming. Then he exploded. The first spurt flew off to the side, hitting the bed-side table. Then he just kept pumping it out, spraying the bed head and drenching the pillow and the sheets. What a magnificent mess!
So far, two boys and two absolute winners in all departments. I think I'll just alternate between these 2 guys until the end of my stay.
Off to Two Brothers now.
My love-hate relationship with Chiang Mai continues.
I headed off to Two Brothers Massage, arriving around 5 pm. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink, intending to choose a guy. Where were they all? The front of the bar where they usually gather around the pool table was deserted. Besides the fem mama-san, there were only three guys, all sitting around a table at the back of the bar. They didn't even look up once.
I've noticed this happening on previous visits; the boys are more info each other and seem to just enjoy spending time together. Today they were cutting up large sheets of lottery coupons to make "clothes" for one of the boys. They dressed him up in a tiara, top, dress and sash - actually, quite well done - and he pranced around the bar holding a Miss Lottery Thailand banner. This was then followed by lots of photos of him in different girly poses.
I thought I'd just wait till they'd finished because one of the three didn't seem fem at all. He walked past me at the bar a couple of times but didn't make any eye contact. So I asked mama-san what time the guys arrive for work, but she said she didn't know! WTF is going on here?
I asked to see a copy of a Thai gay magazine so I could look for somewhere else. The Chiang Mai map showed that House of Male was nearby - next to the Orion Bar, in fact. So off I went searching for it. I wandered a good half hour through the market and out the back. Did I find it? Of course not. The fucking map was wrong. It's nowhere near the centre of town.
So I decided to give up and come back to the hotel. I'd forgotten how far out of town I am up here. There are plenty of tuk-tuks available in town but nobody wants to drive up here because they know they won't get a fare on the way back. Consequently, they ask anything between 150 and 500 (!!) baht. I can't be bothered haggling so if it's 200 or less I just pay. (Sorry, Christian, but I just want to make life easy and stress -free!)
But for 500 baht I'd expect suspension and brakes, minimum!
I just can't believe I'm in Thailand and it's 8 pm and I still haven't had any sex! Unbelievable!
I'll have to make up for it tonight at Adams.
I spent tonight in the bar surrounded by gorgeous, hung Shan hunks. Does it get any better than this? Don't think so!
Apart from the regulars, tonight others came up and sat with me, including the hunky horse-hung Harn. I had one hand on Pai's bubblebutt and the other on the thigh of whoever was a sitting next to me. Heaven!
Pai told me that sometimes they have "special parties" where they have fucking and chuck-wow shows. But surely they don't fuck each other - I guess they bring someone in for the show. But imagine watching two hot masculine Shan boys fucking! God, I'd pay anything to witness that.
After giving it a lot of thought, I decided to off Jame again and as expected, he didn't disappoint in the fucking department. He got an instant hard -on as soon as the porn movie on my iPad started and in he went. These guys are young and horny so they can get it up in seconds. But tonight his cumshot wasn't so spectacular.
Tomorrow night Adams is staying open until about 3 am. Of course, they are having a big New Year bash. I asked Pai if they'd be having the special show but unfortunately not.
I've just gotten back to the hotel from Classic Massage and feel very sad and depressed about what I saw today.
It's just down the road from Thapae Gate - normally about 10 minutes by tuk-tuk. But today they'd closed off the road and the traffic was truly horrendous so it took 35 minutes of travelling up and down all the back sois to get there.
I walked into the main entrance and sat at the little bar outside, hoping to have a drink first, but they weren't selling any. Three boys were sitting there, one was an absolute stunner, wearing a small gold chain. I wanted him, but they told me to go inside, so I guessed they'd all just had customers.
The manager sat with me and showed me a portfolio of photos. I could have chosen any of them - lots of really nice-looking guys - but my eyes were fixed on one in particular.
"He good boy. Have big cock."
He called out for the boy and who should turn up but the stunner from outside! He didn't really look much like his photo - in person he's even more good -looking.
We went upstairs and I passed a number of farang on my way to the shower. The place was almost full. I now guess those 3 guys at the bar were, in fact, the only ones available.
He stripped down to his underwear and I asked him to take them off, which he did. I caught sight of his cock. Wow, that's one thick piece of meat!
The massage proceeded in complete silence. As usual, I was waiting for the wandering hand, the "slip" of the hand between the buttcheeks, but it never happened.
He moved up and I managed to reach back and touch his butt, but he quickly moved away. Fuck! Not another wasted massage!!
Finally, he asked me to turn over, but instead of pouncing on top of me, as is the norm, he just started on legs - again! Over the last three days my calf muscles have been massaged to death. What about the most important leg?
He moved up to the top of my thighs and brushed slightly against my balls. I had a good view of his cock now. Jesus! How thick is that thing? I wanted him to fuck me but I was now having second thoughts.
He has a body to die for- beautifully toned muscles and a flat washboard stomach. At last he smiled at me and I thought I was about to cum. My God, he's handsome. He should be on the cover of a magazine. This guy has it all. What a lucky guy. He's perfect!
He then grabbed my cock and started massaging it. He moved up the bed and knelt next to me. I grabbed his fat cock.
Yikes!!! Yuk!!!
Silicone! And a large plate! And a mook!
He got an instant hard-on but it was just a horrible, undefined fat blob. I couldn't even discern a head at all. And no foreskin.
The same question arose. Why oh why would a guy do that to himself? It was especially tragic in this guy's case because he was so gorgeous.
Needless to say I lost my erection. He worked on it and managed to get it up so I decided to fuck him. He had his legs resting on my shoulders as I pounded away, but then I did something stupid - I looked down and saw his "cock" and immediately went soft again.
Had it been some other guy, maybe not so handsome and with a not so perfect body, I could have finished the deed, but not this time.
I pulled out and he lay down next to me. He wanted a chuck-wow. I did it, but it was a very unpleasant experience. Thankfully, he came quickly.
I got up to leave but he insisted on finishing me - he was probably worried about his tip.
His name is Non, from Isaan. I think it's a name you should remember if you're planning on visiting Classic House. I'll be back there again tomorrow but this time I'll be checking with the manager before I choose my masseur.
Thank you very much for your reports, they are getting better and better! Don't understand this wrong, but it is a bit of a consolation for me when not everything goes by plan for you.
My statement "traffic in Chiang Mai is as bad as in Bangkok, but without the conveniences of MRT, BTS, taxis and buses" is confirmed by your current report.
I clearly remember one of the boys in Adam's apple had something stuffed in his underwear, it looked like stuffed and someone else confirmed. A very poor start, in my opinion, if management allows boys to stuff their underwear, and I wonder what they are going to do when a customer has the boy sitting next to him, puts his hand in, and pulls out a towel?
I do read my last Pattaya trip reports before going to Pattaya bars. And I do read a447's trip reports before going to bars in Bangkok or Chiang Mai.Originally Posted by arsenal
I love the idea of leaving the bar and going back to the hotel to check you own review of a gogo boy before offing him.
But see here (sent to me by a Thai friend, translation: we are getting divorced because we don't match/fit)
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That massage place that collects 1000 Baht fee and tip upfront and then does not deliver and switches off the light is deception! Thank you for warning us.
I know you can't have everything and sometimes things go wrong, but I'm beginning to run out of patience.
I got to Adams at 10 and there were about 12 customers. I was soon joined by the regulars, plus a guy I'd spoken to the previous night - I find him quite attractive. He has a rather small package but that sometimes doesn't mean anything.
My plan was to off Korn early in the night then return to the club, have a few drinks and then off Jame. But I noticed Korn sitting with a customer so figuring he was going to be offed, I had a change of plans. I'd off the new guy and then come back for Jame.
He stripped down to his briefs and lay down on the bed. I pulled his briefs down. Oh, dear....what a small cock. How on earth is he going to fuck me with that??
I was right to worry - he wouldn't be fucking me tonight. He couldn't get it up. Normally, I'd help him out with a blowjob but he wouldn't wash his cock.
He furiously wanked to the oohs and aahs of a porn movie, but to no avail.
Thirty five minutes later he was still at it. I told him not to bother and got changed, ready to go back to the bar. By now I was panicking, thinking all the guys would be taken. But he just continued desperately wanking away so as to claim his tip.
It was now 11:50. Enough is enough! I told him to get changed and we returned to the bar. Naturally, he didn't get any tip. I was really pissed off as I had wasted the 400 baht off fee.
I walked in just as the big cock show was starting. Basically, it consisted of Korn, Jame, Harn and another guy walking amongst the customers giving them a feel of their hard-ons. The biggest cock in the bar - Game - was absent from the line-up as he had already been offed. But I saw his massive log of hard wood, with its large, shiny mushroom head, earlier in the evening when I was sitting right in front of the stage. He waved it in my face. Shit, I doubt if I could even get my hand around it.
But back to Jame. He came over after the show so I immediately grabbed him and of we went.
He soon got it up as I gave him a blowjob while he watched porn. But by the time he'd put on a condom, he was soft again.
"Sorry. I drink whisky tonight."
Oh, for Christ's sake! Don't tell me it's going to be a case of three duds in one day!
It wasn't. He told me to lie on my back and I heard him desperately wanking. He got it hard enough to get it in, and once in be got really hard and was able to perform amiably.
So I had a very Happy New Year....in the end!
And I hope you had a Happy New Year, too.
Back to Classic Massage.
As I walked in, the guy from yesterday was sitting at the bar. He have me a smile - God, he's gorgeous - but he had already done his dash with me.
The manager came out with the photos. Today I had a choice of 4, all of whom were very attractive. So I chose a guy and was assured that he didn't have a silicone cock or any mooks.
I went inside and saw 2 Asians and 1 farang waiting for their guys to take them upstairs. My guy appeared. Yep, he'll do just nicely. His name is Put.
He gave me a towel and off I went to the shower. Problem is, there was a bit of a line - 3 cute young Asian guys, plus a farang already in the shower. It was like Tokyo rush-hour. But when you see the guys on offer you'll understand why this place is so popular.
He stripped off but kept his briefs on. I asked him to remove them.
"Later. Do massage first."
Whatever.
He started on my feet but within seconds he was on my butt, knocking on the back door. He slid his hand up and down the buttcrack and then started giving me a butthole massage.
Go on! Go on! Slip in a finger!
But he didn't.
Instead he went back to the legs. Then back to the buttcrack. Back and forth. He asked me to raise my butt so he could get to the goods, and proceeded to give me a ball massage, later moving to my cock.
He then lay on top of me to give me a body to body massage. At some stage he had removed his briefs and I could feel his hard cock pressing up against my hole. Christ, I hope he's not intending to bareback me!
He "fucked" me in this position for quite a while before turning me over. Wow, what a beautiful big, thick cock! He slipped on a condom and was about to put it in.
Wait! Not yet! One thing that troubles me about these guys is that they don't seem to understand that cream and condoms don't mix. I cleaned away the cream and in he went.
A bottom needs a thick cock - the thicker the better. This guy was the perfect thickness. After banging away for a while he moved into a sideways position. I was still on my back but had one leg on the bedside table and one in the air. He rested his head on my leg as he fucked and chuck-wowed me at the same time. Awesome!
I told him I wanted to chuck-wow him so he lay down beside me but then told me he couldn't cum.
"Already have 2 customer today. Sorry."
So was I. But it didn't really matter because he gave me a great sexy massage and was a wonderful top. Two out of three ain't bad.
I'll be back again tomorrow.
How come that you ignore completely one of the main sources of boys encounters in Chiang Mai : the karaoke clubs.
I would have thought you'd pay a visit at least to Barocco or Club M ?
Too late in the evening ?
I don't finish with the guys from Adams until about 1am. At that time it is impossible to find transport both out of and back into this area. I often wander down to 7/11 after the guy leaves and Chang Puak Road is completely deserted. Not surprising, since all night-life closes at 12!
Last night I had my eyes fixed on Kla, another hung stud. I've never seen his cock but the bulge says it all. Also, I saw him grab size 55 from the condom dispenser on the counter the other night.
He sat with me for about an hour, cuddling me and giving me the obligatory neck massage. Yep, I'll be taking him tonight.
I went downstairs to the smoking room and was soon joined by Korn, who, as usual, was very affectionate. But something wasnt right; he was slurring his words and acting a bit strange. Turns out he was pissed to the eyeballs. He got up to leave but could hardly stand up. Needless to say, he couldn't do his Spiderman act. He staggered upstairs and disappeared. I never saw him again.
A number of the boys last night had been drinking, as one of the boys had a birthday party before the club opened.
I went upstairs to find Kla fully dressed. Ok, I guess he wants to go the the hotel now.
Wrong! While I'd been down in the smoking room, another customer had grabbed him and offed him!
But....but....he was supposed to me mine tonight!
I was devastated. And angry. But not at Kla- it was all my own stupid fault.
I had it in my head that I was going to off him and he kind of knew it as well, especially as I had asked him if he could fuck me. (His English is non -existent so I had to use the Thai word "yet" to get my message across. I think it's even worse than "fuck" in English so I was a bit embarrassed.) I should have made my intentions clear, but I didn't. Besides, Kla had seen me chatting to other guys on other nights, only to off someone else. So he did the right thing; it's what I would have done in the circumstances.
A young Chinese customer came and sat at the bar next to me and started talking to me. He lives in Bangkok and this was his first trip to CM. He had trouble working out the scene at Adams, not surprising as it's so different to Bangkok.
"I think you are a very handsome man," he said.
Mmmm...must be the lighting.
Or was he a money boy looking for a customer, perhaps. Why else would be be talking to me? I'd have taken him in a heartbeat. But alas, I think he was just another customer. He finished his drink and told me he was going to Circle Pub and asked me if I wanted to go with him. I gave it some thought, seeing that Korn was now out off the picture and Jame was sitting with a customer. But I decided to stay at Adams and hope for the best.
Back downstairs for another smoke, hoping to meet some of the guys. In walked Boy. He's an interesting character. He looks tribal - like he's just wandered in out of the jungle. He's got a simple basin-cut hairstyle and a massive hole in one ear in which sits a large plastic ring. He sat next to me and I glanced down at his package, but I couldn't see much, as his briefs are very baggy.
Upstairs again for the show. Boy disappeared but 5 minutes later he appeared on stage, completely naked and with a massive hard-on. Jesus! Where do they find these guys??
BTW, the nicest looking guy isn't one of the gogo boys. His name is Tom (Ton? Non? Something like that. Hard to tell because the music is so loud.) and he works behind the bar. He looks about 18 and is super super cute! He gets a lot of attention from the customers but apparently he's not available.
Jame came out and did his "act" but instead of returning to the farang he was sitting with all night, he came over to me. This time I got in early and offed him immediately.
While he was in the shower I went to get my iPad out of the safe, but it wouldn't open! WTF?? Not again! I told Jame to close the bathroom door and stay hidden there as I'd be going downstairs to get the girl to come up and take a look.
'Sorry, can do nothing. Technician come tomorrow open safe."
I asked her to call the manager but she again told me he lived far away and wouldn't be able to come.
But I needed money and the iPad. I quickly gathered up the money in my pocket - I had just over 1000 baht. I explained the money situation to Jame and everything was ok. And he had his phone so porn was not a problem.
He performed perfectly, and his cumshot was particularly impressive, hitting the headboard again!
The safe technician arrived at 9:30 this morning, accompanied by Mr Gorgeous (his name is Boyd. "Don't forget the "d" on the end" - probably so as not to confuse him with a gogo boy). After they got the safe opened I asked Boyd to keep the master key on the premises just in case it doesn't open again. He told me that it had to be returned immediately to the manager but he could quickly get hold of it again if needed.
"But doesn't the manager live far away? That's what the girl told me."
"No. He live right next door," he replied, pointing to the buildings 2 metres away across the soi. So the girl at reception had lied to me.
I asked them to check the hot water. I was sick of cold showers every day. I couldn't take my eyes of Boyd's beautiful butt as he leant over the bath to turn on the shower. We had hot water now! But for how long?
I've now had enough of this hotel. Way too many problems.
First, this was the second time the safe wouldn't open.
Then there's the problem with the water pressure - or lack of it. And since I've been here I've only had a couple of hot showers. They must turn the hot water off after a certain time.
Then there's the cleaning service. I like to stay up late at night and sleep during the day, but the cleaning ladies decide when they want to clean your room and kick you out. This is despite the fact that they are here until quite late in the evening.
The TV channels are shit; just Thai programs, Aljazeera and a comedy channel called Fox News.
And the whole place is swarming with mosquitoes!
This place only has two things in its favour - its location across from Adams, and Mr Gorgeous.
Everything else sucks!
What is the hotel name
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