Chiang Mai report

[a447]

I LOVE Chiang Mai! I LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

I got to Adams Apple at 10pm and the place was packed, mainly with Thais. Korn was on stage, spotted me and smiled and waved. I smiled back, despite blaming him for my inability to sit down - I was still recovering from last night 's attempt to accommodate his massive member.

I don't know what happened. I checked my previous Chiang Mai report before I offed him and apparently I was able to take it last time. Maybe if was the change from Pan's cock - nice size but nowhere near Korn's donkey dick. I was determined to try again before I leave.

I changed tactics tonight and it worked. Last night I sat on a sofa down the front. You get a great close -up view of the boys. But on stage they don't really make eye contact with the customers and unless you get one to sit with you there no interaction.

Sitting at the bar is the place to be. The boys walk past all the time and that's when they smile at you and pat you on the leg. If you show any interest they'll so for a chat.

That's how I met Jame and Pai. Jame also had a donkey dick and performs in the show. He wears a pair of angel wings and basically just wanders around showing off his hard-on. Pai isn't on the show but his brother is. It goes without saying he's also hung.

My God, these Shan guys are just gorgeous. They are right up my alley - well, that's where I'd like them all to be! Preferably one at a time.

They are exactly the type of guy I like - masculine, toned and handsome. I could off any one of them, apart from K, of course. The smell of testosterone is overwhelming.

So there I was, sitting at the bar between Pai and Jame, both doing their best to massage me to pulp. Then Korn came and joined us. He sat down and discretely put my hand on his cock and I felt him immediately get hard.

So, who will I choose tonight? Pai was ruled out because a customer called him over. It was now almost midnight and I needed to make a decision. (The bar has to close at 12 because it's near a university. Go figure!) I quietly asked Jame of he could fuck me. He said he could, but didn't seem very enthusiastic.

So I offed Korn again. Pai looked up and smiled and waved as I left and Jame seemed fine with the decision.

"Tomorrow ok?"

Sure. Why not?

I just love Korn, and not only because of his cock. He's just a lovely guy - really sweet and very affectionate. He stood naked in front of me and we hugged. I grabbed his cock and he got an instant hard-on. We stood there kissing and hugging some more while I massaged his member.

His phone rang. It was Noom, his mates from the bar.

"Are you going drinking with him?"

"Yeah, he want to go drinking. No problem. Slowly, slowly."

And that's how we did it - no rush. After more hugging and kissing I started to sa-moke him. My God! It was rock-hard. Where do I start?

I started on his knob and he threw his head back and moaned. Hmm....looks like I've hit the sweet spot. So that's where I stayed. I looked up - he had his eyes closed and was in ecstacy.

But now he wanted to fuck before he came to close to cumming. There is a condom dispenser on the bar with a number of different sizes. I grabbed a couple of the biggest ones -size 55 -but even that didn't completely cover the shaft.

I asked him to go slowly. It was painful. Really painful. But I decided I'd put up with it, knowing that once we get going it'll be ok. And it was. Once he got it all the way in, the pain subsided quickly and he started to fuck me slowly, gradually upping the pace. Heaven!

After going through a number of positions he got to the point where he was about to cum so he pulled out. He held up the condom. My God, did I really take all that cock??

He told me that he hadn't chuck-wowed today and promised me a big cumshot. And he delivered. He grunted and arched his back. Here it comes! The first spurt landed on my cheek, just below my eye (when will I ever learn?). Then he just kept on squirting, covering his chest and stomach. And mine as well!

We got into the 69 position so I could admire his butt as he chuck-wowed me. A lot of straight guys don't like ass play but I was determined to part his buttcheeks, so I took the gamble. He didn't flinch.

And there it was - the Rose of the North. I swear it winked at me. Just beautiful!

Tomorrow promises to be a fantastic day. I've got a handsome hunk waiting for me at Common Massage and the boys waiting for me at Adams.

Chiang Mai, I fucking LOVE you!

[thaiguest]

Apologies for the spelling mistakes in the report above. The edit function has gone missing.

Never mind the mistakes and edit function; keep posting!

[thaiguest]

Sorry to spoil the party so soon but I have often thought that cum in the eyes might pose a risk of virus transmission given that the tear ducts produce a fluid. Anyone qualified to comment?

[bkkmfj2648]

a447 wrote: "We got into the 69 position so I could admire his butt as he chuck-wowed me. A lot of straight guys don't like ass play but I was determined to part his buttcheeks, so I took the gamble. He didn't flinch.

And there it was - the Rose of the North. I swear it winked at me. Just beautiful!"

a447 - that is one of the BEST lines I have EVER read on SGT!!!

I never laughed so hard.....

I've learned a valuable lesson from your trip report - I was looking in the wrong places for the Rose of the North when I last visited Chiang Mai. I must return to discover this precious rose....

thanks,
m.

[bucknaway]

I love your trip reports, now please go to Phuket... I am going to visit there when I return to give the Island one last try.... [-(

[Nirish guy]

Sorry to spoil the party so soon but I have often thought that cum in the eyes might pose a risk of virus transmission given that the tear ducts produce a fluid. Anyone qualified to comment?

Don't know about virus transmission ( I'm guessing you're right about that though) but I do know it stings like hell and leaves you with a bad case of red cum eye for hours or even days afterwards - so I'm told !

[Jellybean]

I HATE Chiang Mai! I HATE IT! HATE IT! HATE IT!

I LOVE Chiang Mai! I LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

In my previous post, I referred to the song, Things Can Only Get Better. And they did. What a difference a day makes a447! Hmmm . . . sounds like a cue for another song:

What a difference a day made
24 little hours bought the sun and the flowers
mmhhmm, where there used to be rain
My yesterday was blue dear
Today I'm part of you dear
My lonely nights are through dear
Since you said you were mine

Lord, what a difference a day makes . . .

[a447]

I arrived at Common Massage right on the appointed time. Tor was at the door to welcome me.

As soon as we got to the room he handed me a towel and asked me to shower. That's more like it!

I got onto the bed and he turned off the light (damn!) and removed his towel. Most of the time he just massaged me below the knees and it wasn't until well into proceedings until he finally put his hands on my butt, albeit for only a couple of seconds. The entire time he made sure that his cock was well out of reach. Here we go again! Perhaps I should just get up and go - the "massage" was useless and there appeared to be no prospect of anything sexual occurring.

He then asked me to turn over - always a good sign - and worked on my ankles yet again. He slowly moved up my legs and finally touched my cock. About fucking time!
He started chuck-wowing me then suddenly stopped.

"You give extra tip?"

"Sure. No problem."

The tip is already included in the fee, but I was willing to top it up. He asked for an extra 500. I offered 400, but he insisted on 500. Of course, he caught me at my weakest moment; his hand was firmly gripping my cock. So I agreed.

He knelt next to me so I could have access to him. Oh dear, what small cock. It was soft and about 3 inches.

"Wow! You big cock!"

For once I had to agree with him. Next to his cock I looked huge. He finally got it up where it measured around 5 inches. But it was big enough to get a decent grip and I chuck -wowed him to a very unimpressive cumshot. In fact, I didn't actually see him squirt at all - I had to verify that he had cum by rubbing my finger over the head of his cock.

He then grabbed my cock and started rubbing, all the time moaning and grunting as if he were the one getting serviced. No doubt, I was supposed to feel really horny and, hopefully, cum quickly. I hate it when they do that! I'm the one supposed to be writhing in ecstacy, not him.

Unfortunately for him I took a long time to finish, mainly because his technique was so bad and his constant moaning was really off-putting. Instead of concentrating on the head, he did what a lot of Thai guys do, that is work on the shaft.

So yet another disappointing massage. They really need to train their staff properly and for Christ's sake, turn up the lights!

Common Massage lives up to its name. I won't bother again.

I wandered back through the massive food market behind Adams. Then I saw it! A tuk-tuk! At last I'll be able to make it into town. As I approached him he suddenly took off without seeing me. But he wasn't getting away. When I want something I never give up until I get it - and I wanted him.

I chased him down the street, frantically waving my hands in the air. He then turned down a soi with me in hot pursuit. Then another soi. Luckily, he got stuck at the lights so I caught up with him and just jumped in, exhausted.

After dinner I walked down the "gay soi" by the Kalare markets. Ram bar was empty but there were a few crusty old farang in Secrets Bar. But no freelancers in sight.

I then headed over to Orion Bar to catch up with Mai, but he wasn't there. I asked what time the bar closed, as I thought I'd try to get back there after Adams. Like everything else here, it closes at midnight. So that's the end of that. What a shame.

You can't have it all.

[Smiles]

" ... He then grabbed my cock and started rubbing, all the time moaning and grunting as if he were the one getting serviced. No doubt, I was supposed to feel really horny and, hopefully, cum quickly. I hate it when they do that! I'm the one supposed to be writhing in ecstacy, not him ... "

They learn the moans and howls from watching gay porn videos, minus the necessary knowledge of the subtlety's and nuances of true horn-dog desire.

I watched a porn video a few weeks ago where the bottom was being well and truly banged. I kid you not, for the entire last 15 minutes of his ordeal all he did was loudly scream out on each mighty downstroke " ... oh shit ... oh shit ... oh shit ... oh shit ... oh shit!! ... oh shit ... oh shit ...oh shit ... oh shit ... oh shit ... oh shit ... oh shit!! ... oh shit ... ". Not one single other expletive - and there many - was employed.
So a447 if ever you stumble over a Thai guy who does this, you'll know that at least the good boy has been keeping up with his studies.

[a447]

Adams was packed again tonight; it's definitely the place to be in CM, not that there's a lot of choice.

I sat at the bar and was soon joined by Pai, Korn and Jame, the guy who does the show wearing angel wings. Korn grabbed my hand and put it on his cock then covered my hand with his to make it less conspicuous. He was hard in seconds.

I've spoken a number of times with Jame and when I saw him in the show I knew I had to off him. But I just love Korn! What to do??

There were a number of new boys on stage tonight, all with their ample wares clearly visible in their briefs. Adams is the only bar I've been to in Thailand where you're just about guaranteed at least 7 inches. You can safely equate Shan boys with their Issan counterparts. Are they the same stock, perhaps?

During the show Pai evaluated each cock and told me where each boy stood in the size department. Korn, must surely be number one.

He isn't! He's "only" number 2, pipped at the post by a guy called Game.

I want downstairs during the ladyboy lip-sync and was soon joined by a number of guys, including K. My God, he has a long cock - it just hangs there and almost sticks out the side of briefs.

I returned upstairs for the show and who should be performing but Game. What an appropriate name - you'd have to be incredibly game to attempt to accommodate that! Fucking huge. I often wonder when I see monsters like that - not that I've seen many in real life, only in porn - how a girl would react on seeing that? Korn tells me the girls love it but I think many would also run a mile. Somehow it doesn't auger well for a happy sex life. Even a chuck-wow must be exhausting.

Needless to say he was soon dressed and I saw him walk out the door with a brave punter.

I found myself sitting with Korn and Jame. Korn stood beside me and put my hand on his delicious butt. Meanwhile, I had Jame standing in front of me pressing his crotch into my leg. Oh dear....decision time again.

Jame wanted an off. I asked him if he could fuck me as somehow I didn't think he could. He said yes, then checked with Korn, who speaks better English, to make sure he'd understood my question.

"Sure! He can fuck you. You take him tonight."

So I did.

Jame is Korn's best friend and I like the way they help each other out. He was willing to sacrifice an off for his friend.

We got onto the bed and I started playing with him to get him hard. Unlike Korn, it took a while but eventually he got there after some feverish sa-moking.

"You sa-moking good!"

"I know. I can give a Hoover a good run for its money!"

"What you say?"

"Never mind."

Oh, and did I mention his balls? He has a huge pair - quite a handful. I massaged them as I sa-moked him and he was moaning with pleasure. Unlike a lot of straight Thai guys, Shan boys are not afraid of appearing unmasculine if they moan with pleasure.

Once he got it up if was time for him to perform. He put the condom on but then asked if I had any porn movies on my iPad. He went soft while searching the web but soon got hard again when he found what he wanted - farang porn. After a bit of quick wanking, he was ready.

Once we got going he didn't need any porn. Unlike Korn's weapon of ass destruction, it slid in without any pain at all. And what a performer! This guy knows his stuff, changing positions every few minutes and alternating between hard rough fucking and softer, almost romantic fucking. And he just went on and on.

Time to chuck-wow him.