Yeah, maybe you should have washed it more often!

Wonderful report, aussie. I think you covered just about everything. I'll now probably remove Taiwan as a destination as I like easy access to the guys.

I can't speak Chinese but I can read quite a bit. I got around in China last year without any problems. But if you go into a restaurant in China or Taiwan and you are fussy about what parts of the animal you are willing to eat, it's maybe best not to be able to read the menu! Ignorance is bliss.