... happy endings and Beckham pulling it off, reminds me of the story about Beckham at Real Madrid. Yet another new coach had started at Real and in his first game was unhappy with how Beckham was playing. During the first half the coach callled Beckham over to the touchline and said "Look Beckham, if you don't start playing better I'm going to pull you off at half time". Beckham replied groping himself "That's great boss, the last coach only used to give us oranges at half time" boom boom!