Isn't it strange, every time Beckie scores a goal it is called "brilliant" even if it is only one in the whole match. I thought that was the aim of the game, scoring goals? Sadly this just means a delay to the hefty disappointment the entire English nation must later suffer. Play as usual.

I once listened to a interview with Beckie, I think he is autistic because he cannot use simple English. He really struggles to speak, and then comes out with a truly strange sentence structure in a high pitched whisper. I thought I was bad until I heard him.