In Athens for an indeterminate time to observe a possible Grexit. As you all know, fetta cheese is cultivated under the foreskins of Greek men so I try to avoid that component of the local cuisine. Off to a club last night with one of Kommie's Boys (they're everywhere) where the highlight of the cabaret show was a drag queen in a WW2 German army uniform doing an Angela Merkel impersonation. Went down a treat with locals, who blame the Germans for the situation in which they find themselves.

I can put one rumour to bed. Now they're using EU passports Greek men are no longer required to include a photograph of their foreskin in their biometric data.