A recent review of the film Fifty Shades of Grey included this memorable section: "My sister and I have never seen any hard porn, but as we understand it, a man comes round to deliver pizza and it all kicks off from there. Is that right? If so, what weтАЩd most like to know is: afterwards, does he tidy up the empty boxes and put them out for recycling, or will he expect us to do it?"

And that's what immediately crossed my mind as I came across this advertisement for home delivered foodstuffs. With a name like Passion Delivery it has to be a come on. I see they've caught up already with the latest health fad - "gluten-free" - Premium Angus Beef Burgers. Consistency surely suggests Gluten Free Premium De-caffeinated Soy Burgers?