a447, I'm not at all offended by your posts though I do tend to skip over some of the detail. This was meant to be a light-hearted thread but I couldn't find the "eyes averted" smilie :ymblushing:

I was bored last night so just wanted to start a conversation. Although it seems I'm not alone in my thoughts. But keep posting your reports - I like your writing style and sense of humour. :ymhug: