You have no sense of adventure a447. The whole point is to offend straight visitors and family groups in the lift or indeed anywhere else. Always ask the men in front of their wives if they managed to get away and visit a girly bar last night. If you're with a boy I find the phrase "I can't wait to stick my tongue up your arse" produces an inevitable frisson, especially if there are children present. Referring to a baby as a "fuck trophy" can work wonders. When on a plane where there are annoying children running around I leer at the parents and say in a confidential tone "You do know there may be a paedophile on board?"Originally Posted by a447