Pizza Hut delivery boys...

[Dodger]

cdmatt Wrote

I just need one. However, I'll never actually search for love again, because from my experience then you just make stupid mistakes that you otherwise wouldn't.

What's wrong with making stupid mistakes...I never let that stop me.

[bucknaway]

AM I TOO LATE? DID I GET IN THIS POST IN TIME? HUFF.... PUFF.... HUFF.... PUFF.... (Gulping air) Huff... Puff....
Did Scottish get here yet?
No? Huff... Puff...
Okay....

Did... Huff... Puff..
Did... Did... Did the Pizza guy.... Huff.... Puff....
Come in 30 minutes or less? Haa... Huff... Haa... Puff....

(Walks out of post leaning against the walls trying to catch my breath)

I'm getting too old to be running from post to post.

[cdnmatt]

I'm sure I could have sex 6 times a day if I wanted, but then I'd have a bunch of idiots calling me all the time wanting to be my boyfriend.

Done be silly Matt. You have two phones. One is the number you give the boys when they ask for your number. You only turn it on when your horny. You young uns have no idea how to organise your lives do you?

Only issue with that is, I'm not exactly in a tourist area. Been here six months, and I think I've seen three white people the entire time. They were all over 60, and I'm in my early 30s, and considering this is Thailand where gossip rules, it wouldn't be very difficult for someone to figure out where I live.

Only issue with that is, I'm not exactly in a tourist area. Been here six months, and I think I've seen three white people the entire time. They were all over 60, and I'm in my early 30s, and considering this is Thailand where gossip rules, it wouldn't be very difficult for someone to figure out where I live.

Theres no cure for stupidity.

[bruce_nyc]

@cdnmatt In one word: WHY? Why do you live in such a remote area?

Why don't you move to Bangkok or Pattaya.... You'll have 1000 new chances a day.....

Finding the perfect spouse is a numbers game.... much like a slot machine.... the more times you pull that lever, the better your chances of hitting the jackpot.

[Daniel-old]

Only issue with that is, I'm not exactly in a tourist area. Been here six months, and I think I've seen three white people the entire time.

You don't live in Newham do you?