Go to Cruising for Sex (link in previous post) - the topic (Smiles will love this one) is something like Suck Cinema updatesOriginally Posted by christianpfc
I volunteer. I just need directions or a name.
Go to Cruising for Sex (link in previous post) - the topic (Smiles will love this one) is something like Suck Cinema updatesI volunteer. I just need directions or a name.
"If you think you understood what I said you weren't listening" - Alan Greenspan
And as the sun sinks slowly on Thailand I bid fond adieu to the Land of Scams. I'm catching the midday flight back to a real Kingdom.
"If you think you understood what I said you weren't listening" - Alan Greenspan
Very enjoyable reports Sooty: so well done!
Regarding porn cinema, the one in Klong Toey is mentioned on crusingforsex. I went to that one (Rama 4 road, near Klong Toey market) about three years ago (and reported). But that's a bit away from the area you describe.
To continue where Sooty ended ("There's also a big Chinese cemetery in there"): that cemetery (Tae Chio cemetery р╕кр╕╕р╕кр╕▓р╕Щр╣Бр╕Р¥Ñ€â•£Ð™Ñ€â••Ð˜Ñ€â••â”¤Ñ€â•£Ð›Ñ€â••Ð·) is quite large and now used as a park (but not on maps as such), with the gravestones still present. I went there two years ago and will report some time. (I have a series of posts "Cemeteries of Thailand" in mind.)
There is Wat Prok (with unusually shaped Jedi) and Wat Witsanu (Wat Phram Hindu, Hindu temple) near to the cemetery/park. From the expressway you have a good view of these.
... and that's why 98% of the toilets in Thailand have those sweet little water hoses next to the bowel. Thais don't use toilet paper and neither should you. Given a decent degree of pressure ~ and I've hardly ever used one which didn't ~ they serve the purpose much more efficiently and hygenically. I mean, think about it: westerners 'smear', not wash. How can they stand that?
The proof is in the pudding: skid marks cannot be found in this country! (Not that I ever had any 'before' ... i.e. BWH)
When I moved to Thailand lock stock and barrel I purchased an 8-pack of toilet paper (for some ungodly reason ... at that time I wasn't 100% sure of what I'd need) for our new home. That was 7 years ago and I still have 3 rolls left from that very same 8-pack. Good in a pinch if the water goes down (rarely), or I get some nostalgic urge-from-the-past to try my hand at 'smearing' for old times sake.
Just another reason why I love living in Thailand
I'm not sure where you go to shit Smiles but I don't recall seeing the "bum gun" in the confessionals in modern public conveniences such as department stores since I imagine (a) your trousers could get very wet and (b) there is no way to dry yourself and (c) although there seems to be a janitrice always lurking about I don't believe they want to be wiping away water from the floor all the time and (d) imagine how many "caution - slippery wet floor" signs they would need. The ones I frequent don't even have the "squat toilet" variety any more. But perhaps in far away Hua Hin things are different? Your assertion that "Thais don't use paper" is illogical and misleading.
I guess the Hi-So smear then, eh?
Seriously though, and with no intention of making the rest of the Members here gag, I repeat ... I've hardly ever been in a Thailand hong nam which does not provide the squirting option. Do I use the HN in department stores often? No. So that must remain a mystery until I do a little more digging. Which I shall, and report on.
Meanwhile I believe you could at least use the word 'shite' instead of 'shit' in serious topics such as this one. First off, it makes the general membership quite uncomfortable (shitting that is), and secondly it is much more becoming of an Etonian upper class Scottish tw*t like yourself.
Wait ... has Eton ever actually had a Scot in attendance?
Just another reason why I love living in Thailand
Happy Anniversary OLD MAN.... 10 years with / without me and others on the board !
I leave being twee to others.
Excuse me?
I'll have you know that I, personally graduated from Eton....
....and went on to Drinkin'
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