Self preservation for Old Gits

Considering the number of recent deaths of those that frequent this board, I'm pondering pursuing some Life Extension strategies. There is an article in the January issue of GQ about neuretics, HGH, and testosterone therapy for those men of a certain age.

As a self-confessed 'Old Git' Im also interested in this subject!
(Aren't we all?)
The current issue on sale here is February
Tried to find the article via their website but failed.
Any links to this or similar articles welcome!

At the moment I'm just practising 'self-pickling' using alcohol. It isnt working :?