Here you go Scotty, just for you:

Book Description
"The Daily Mail - Like spending 20 minutes in a mental hospital."
'Welcome to the Mental Hospital' is the latest book from the writers of the Daily Mash, Britain's biggest satire website. This affectionate tribute to the nation's most dangerously unhinged newspaper features 'star patients' including Melanie Phlaps, Jan Faeces and The Voices Inside Liz Jones's Head. The 112 colour-packed pages of terrifying news, unsettling features and incredibly disturbed opinions includes 67.4% brand new material, chaperoned by the best of the Mash from 2011 posing in one of Peter Hitchens' loose-fitting nightgowns.
"You give us 20 minutes and we'll give you the world. Unless it has been turned into one massive gypsy camp, in which case you only have yourselves - and the homosexuals who run the BBC - to blame."
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/095666623...?tag=thdama-21