Originally Posted by
Brad the Impala
It's always the facile excuses when challenged. "i'm only hear for the laughs" or "I'm writing for the benefit of others". While these contradictory motives, if accurate, may explain your half arsed insults, they go no way towards justifying them, nor do they hide the petty grudges that you keep and that are your primary motivation.
Your obsession with some mythical one night stand with Beachlover and all it's imagined detail, says more about your fantasies than it does about reality. You can practically hear your drooling and panting as you type.
I don't care if you are a reborn Colonel or not, but you certainly have his pedantry, his petty vendettas, his mean spritedness, but only half his sense of humour or wit. Were you in hospital for a bypass operation?