A recent study reported on the BBC News Web site on the so-called "Tasmanian Tiger" has revealed that the marsupial carnivore's jaws were too weak to snare a struggling adult sheep. As well as revealing the injustice of its being hunted, the study also suggests that the animal's diet contributed significantly to its demise. This story as you'll see refers to the common interest of Australians and New Zealanders (and the Welsh, apparently) - sheep - best illustrated by the dating site Adult Sheep Finder and the term "sheep shagger", itself the basis of another Web site. Given the view of Australians provided by Priscilla, Queen of the desert - that they'll throw on a frock as soon as blink - and it seems obvious to ask whether the weak jaw was matched by a limp wrist. I did get an advertisement forwarded to me once by one of my Australian friends - a rice queen down under was advertising for an Asian boyfriend and included the memorable phrase "must have chin".
I do hope this post has offended the maximum number of people.