If only you weren't a humorless dickwad.Originally Posted by Brad the Impala
If only you weren't a humorless dickwad.
Yo Surfshite... LifeтАЩs been so good lately, I think I need something to make me feel grounded again. Could you write me another one of your 1,000 word+ PMs describing your fantasies about me having a miserable life? They were a hoot! :rolling:
Surfcrest CREATES amusement for others when he shoots himself in the foot. It's just a shame he hasn't managed to repeat that performance...yet. :rolling:If only you were capable of amusement!
I admire your persistence in asking me out on dates, inviting me to take a tour of your "multiple billion dollar company" lifestyle and proclaiming yourself to be my "loving friend" but you should know that "darling" is just not going to work either! :rolling:
Top marks for effort though! You're way ahead of thonglor55/homintern in competing for the "Creepy Stalker of the Year" award. :rolling:
You're a joke Beachlover!
Haven't you got over that vision of your legs draped over homintern's shoulders yet? People must be wondering what you saw in him, given by your own somewhat startling admission that his stomach is so fat he can't even see his own penis.
"People" don't you mean 'you' who has a very strange obsession with this rather childish thought?
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