Police in Sunee Plaza, Pattaya, just announced the discovery of an arms cache of
200 semi automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles,
4 grenade launchers, 2 tonnes of heroin, $5 million in forged Australian banknotes
and 25 trafficked Filipino male prostitutes all in a bar behind the Public Library in
Sunee Plaza.
Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said:
"We're shocked. We never knew we had a fucking Library!!"