Dear oh dear. Sister Mary Amnesia - you have really lost the plot - haven't you? Everyone on the board knows your past as you posted all the lurid details for all to see. One needs only to do the most cursory of searches to read all about your little tussle with the Bishop over your inconvenient love of cock. Do you really want me to dig all that up and repost it? Surely not?

As I've just told your new friend, Our Lady of Perpetual Humility, yet again - I am not Smiles. You do him a great disservice to suggest that we are linked in any way at all.
If this was supposed to be my great unmasking I am sadly underwhelmed. I guess one shouldn't expect too much from a gin addled old nun.