I just love these old sayings and how they can be adapted to all circumstances:Originally Posted by jolyjacktar
So, since this is the Gay Thailand forum, how about we change some well known proverbs to suit -
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" might become
A Cock in the Hand is worth Two on the Stage.
There's 1 to start you off - any offers?
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Many hands make light fingers.
Where there's a will ... there's a fatal accident.
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance.
A fist up yer kilt is worth more than a thousand words.
An Englishman's home is......soon raided by BIB and Pattaya Daily News
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A elderly Farang and his money are soon parted
Here's one to tell your boy when he says you are too big:
"Bend over and take it like a(thai) man"
Man walking side ways through airport door is certainly going to Bang Cock today.
There is nothing worse than a bored man in a kilt. It brings him to start posts like this one. Haven't you got a caber to toss off Scotty :love4:
It aint over til the fat......farang pays
Don't try to hold in farts - they travel up your spine and into your brain and that is where shitty ideas come from.
Let the drunken wrecks of Pattaya be your sea-marks
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