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Definition of expert: X is an unknown quantity and a spurt is a drip under pressure. (It's not original; I read it somewhere, possibly even on Sawatdee. Was it homintern? Doubtless.....

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I have to say I didn't find that definition sourced via that particular link Surfcrest. Are you also losing your grip?