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    Yes. The gay perspective.

    What's all this fuss about 13 women? I don't have the details, but he doesn't seem to have had them in 14 days; which would have made him a popular hero like the boy at school who used to wank publicly, to great applause, 6 or 7 times a day. I've known a number of gay men who made it a matter of conscience to have a different partner every night of the week - you have probably known some yourselves. I never, even in my most testosterone-fuelled days, made it more than 9 or 10 days in a fortnight, but I learned early on that there is no better way way of relaxing and recharging your batteries for the next day's challenges and stresses than having sex with a stranger. Great times! I wouldn't be surprised if his sexual adventures had contributed importantly to the calm and precision of his game.

    Of course, Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife. About this particular form of hypocrisy I'm not an expert, but it is not in a cynical spirit that I say most men do. The fight between animal nature and the idealistic prescriptions of religion and society is never-ending, and Peter UK's reference above to major and minor wives was not, I hope, tongue-in-cheek.

    The loathsome immorality here is not that of Tiger Woods; it is that of the world that sucks in distinguished and talented people and turns them into what they are not in order to exploit their names for commercial purposes, and then spits them out when they cease to be useful or usable. And we let it happen, because we are all guilty of succumbing to the foulness of the kind of journalism that affords us the chance to do what we like best - to gloat and feel outraged at the same time. Nothing more satisfying! That is our immorality.

    We live in a very imperfect society. (And that's a very heavily edited version of what I originally wrote!)

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    Re: Tiger's dick ...

    Well put!

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    Quote Originally Posted by piston10
    " ... The loathsome immorality here is not that of Tiger Woods; it is that of the world that sucks in distinguished and talented people and turns them into what they are not in order to exploit their names for commercial purposes, and then spits them out when they cease to be useful or usable. And we let it happen, because we are all guilty of succumbing to the foulness of the kind of journalism that affords us the chance to do what we like best - to gloat and feel outraged at the same time. Nothing more satisfying! That is our immorality ... "
    Not 100% sure, but I think I've just been thoroughly chastised?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead
    Tiger is also half Thai, if you want to get pedantic.
    Apparently that is not true. Just to be truly pedantic, it seems his late father was of mixed African American, Chinese and Native American ancestry, while his mother is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. This makes Woods himself only one-quarter Thai, while the other three-quarters is one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.

    Perhaps it is not his sexual but his financial endowment that attracts the women, but 13 certainly seems to be his unlucky number.

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    What sort of Thai woman would it have been, do you think, who forty-something years ago married a black man, a soldier, while he was on rest-and-recreation activities from the Vietnam War? I doubt they met at a garden party at Chitlada Palace, despite Earl Woods holding the rank of Lieutenant Colonel. His Wikipedia entry provides no details. Philandering seems to run in the family (thank god).
    Woods met his future second wife in Asia. Kultida "Tida" Woods has Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. They married on or around July 11, 1969 in Brooklyn, New York, and she bore Woods' fourth child, Eldrick on December 30, 1975. His nickname, "Tiger", came from Earl Woods' friendship with Colonel Vuong Dang "Tiger" Phong, of the Vietnamese Army. At a later point in time when Tiger was a teenager, it became known that Woods had an extramarital affair to the dismay of Kultilda as well as a devastated Tiger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead
    She was a whore.
    My question was rhetorical.

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    Re: Tiger's dick ...

    This "Not the Nation" article on Tiger cracks me up :king:

    Tiger Woods Embraces His Thai Half By Denying Reality


    WINDERMERE, FLORIDA тАУ Tiger Woods, the worldтАЩs number one golfer and one of sportsтАЩ most famous superstars, finally embraced his Thai heritage this week by engaging in fierce and categorical denial of obvious reality.

    -----

    I love the last paragraph:

    тАЬItтАЩs great that heтАЩs finally acknowledging his heritage,тАЭ said Thongchai Jaidee, ThailandтАЩs top golfer and winner of the 2009 Player of the Year award on the Asian Tour. тАЬBut I wish he could have expressed his Thai-ness some other way тАУ maybe by smiling more, and being nice to people. ThatтАЩs very Thai too, you know.тАЭ

    Full article: http://notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=860

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beachlover
    This "Not the Nation" article on Tiger cracks me up :king:
    I love the last paragraph:
    тАЬItтАЩs great that heтАЩs finally acknowledging his heritage,тАЭ said Thongchai Jaidee, ThailandтАЩs top golfer and winner of the 2009 Player of the Year award on the Asian Tour. тАЬBut I wish he could have expressed his Thai-ness some other way тАУ maybe by smiling more, and being nice to people. ThatтАЩs very Thai too, you know.тАЭ
    Unfortunately, both the Nation and yourself are mixing up two completely different stories. Thongchai's comments which are quoted in that last paragraph were not aimed at Tiger's multiple cheating problems, but at Tiger's appearance at the Johnny Walker Classic held in Thailand where he 'wai'ed' the crowds there assembled. Thongchai was expressing happiness that Tiger was using the traditional Thai method of greeting.

    This happened sometime in mid November ... some weeks before Tiger's Big Problem(s) hit the headlines.
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    Re: Tiger's dick ...

    That's because it's a "Not the Nation" satire article... not a real news item from "The Nation".

    www.nationmultimedia.com - the real newspaper.

    www.notthenation.com - mock newspaper.

    If you see the article itself... and others like it on the site you can tell it's just humour: http://notthenation.com/pages/news/getnews.php?id=860

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    Thanks Beachlover for pointing out the satirical Nation. I had no idea it existed.
    This may be the one and only occasion in which you have actually demonstrated a marginally savvy sense of humour. A long time coming, but I'm happy to witness it at last.
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