Re: Royal House massage pattaya
Thanks for your review, FarangRuMak. To be honest, I've walked by the massage parlours around Tuk-com on many an occasion, but never stopped, as the masseurs have always struck me as too effeminate and not to my taste.
But the recent positive reviews for Royal House Massage have piqued my interest and, your mention of finding a hairy lad, has definitely aroused my curiosity. So when I'm in Pattaya next week, I'll be sure to drop in and see for myself if things have really changed.
And while I'm here, there's a question that I've been meaning to ask you, the Caucasian-who-knows-much. Did you ever appear on the stage at the London Palladium and were you ever asked, what are the 39 steps?
;)
Re: Royal House massage pattaya
No, but I have read the book - over rated
Your not being a Narcissist like a few notables here no doubt have a sense of irony?
Re the Massage place; exit Tuk Com by the rear entrance and go down the soi on your keft.
Sometimes there's click-bait outside, sometimes there's not.
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And some of the guys can be a little....er...."rough."
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FarangRuMak
No, but I have read the book - over rated
Your not being a Narcissist like a few notables here no doubt have a sense of irony?
Re the Massage place; exit Tuk Com by the rear entrance and go down the soi on your keft.
Sometimes there's click-bait outside, sometimes there's not.
Narcissists on this forum? Oh, surely not, FarangRuMak. I find that very hard to believe. ;)
As for me, with a face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp, I can assure you, I don't do any staring into pools or looking glasses these days. :D
And thanks for the directions to Royal House Massage. I may post about my experience, but maybe not, I doubt there's much I could add to your review.
I may however create a new topic and post about my experiences of massage joints in Bangkok, something I have not done for some time.
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a447
And some of the guys can be a little....er...."rough."
When you say some of the guys are a bit rough, a447, do you mean they have hands like grà-dàat-saai (sandpaper), or do you mean the masseur is likely to forget I'm not as supple as I once was and pummel my back like he was tenderising a steak, or twist my body into positions it's not seen for at least 40 years? If the latter, then thanks for the heads up, a447.
Hmmm . . . I had better tell the masseur from the start ... mâi yàap geen-bpai kráp! (not too rough!). Hopefully, that will do the trick and save me from a visit to the accident & emergency wing of the local hospital!
;)
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you mean they have hands like grà-dàat-saai (sandpaper), or do you mean the masseur is likely to forget I'm not as supple as I once was and pummel my back like he was tenderising a steak, or twist my body into positions it's not seen for at least 40 years?
No, I mean in the sense that some of the guys I've spoken to outside the establishment appeared to be escapees from the local juvenile detention centre.
Not hi-so, that's for sure!
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a447
No, I mean in the sense that some of the guys I've spoken to outside the establishment appeared to be escapees from the local juvenile detention centre.
Not hi-so, that's for sure!
Ooops . . . sorry, I totally misunderstood your post at #103, a447.
Ok, I had better take some sensible precautions by leaving my watch and mobile telephone (cell phone) back at the hotel and take only as much money with me as I am likely to need for an afternoon’s R&R.
No point in putting temptation in harm’s way, is there?
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Jellybean
No point in putting temptation in harm’s way, is there?
Definitely no point in doing that.
As a victim of theft at a massage place (partly my own fault) I leave everything back at the hotel and take only 3000 baht with me.
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You can see the same boys at Dream Boys on Pattayaland soi 1 on any night.
I find it convenient not to have to pay off fee, not to have to buy drinks and no short time room fee either,
One can skip the massage and go right to the main event.
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catawampuscat
You can see the same boys at Dream Boys on Pattayaland soi 1 on any night.
I find it convenient not to have to pay off fee, not to have to buy drinks and no short time room fee either,
One can skip the massage and go right to the main event.
Are they not on Grindr?
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Catty - if the "same boys" are working at Dream Boys then surely the off fee and drinks costs are even higher?
Or do you mean are they loitering outside?
OMG "juvenile delinquents" loitering in the street.......I'm getting a twitch