Pattaya...my hols

Got bit bored with BKK so took the bus from ekkamai to Pattaya, was pleasantly surprised at how civilised it was, feel like a bit of a fool spending 1100 BHT on a taxi when all it took was BHT 108 + another 50 on a baht bus.
Been here since Monday late morning...wednesday afternoon now, raining so no beach...anyway am by the pool as the beaches have no service today. So day 3 and I've ridden 5 MB, all excellent...not a single one dissapointed me....if u cant get laid ion Pattaya then something is most definitely wrong with U.
Price ranged from BHT700-1000.
Went through the full range, from 18 year old twinky to 28 year muscle boy...latter took a good pounding without a single complaint...twink moaned like a cheap porno movie......
Surprised to see Bondi still shuttered up, thought someone would have snapped up prime beachfront commercial property.
Did a Russian muscle boy for free....he couldnt speak a squeak of english and russian is well...greek to me...but thank all the Gods for google translate. Am always amazed how these very butch masculine guys have little dicks and love bottoming. The Thai security guard was highly amused when this blond green eyed muscle bunny showed up....
Got another day and a half....what next???

Never liked Bangkok, Pattaya has always been my town for decades now.

Must admit that pattaya does have a lot going for it, a half decent beach (Jomtien...not Pattaya itself) , 3 distinct gay areas where lots of fun can be had and lotsa value for money arse. The only thing in my opinion that makes BKK bearable is Babylon...take that away and its bye bye BKK from me.