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Oh what a circus, oh what a show, Argentina has gone to town.
Over the death of an actress called Eva Peron.
Oh what an exit, that's how to go. When they're bringing you're curtain down.
Demand to be buried like Eva Peron.
From the musical, Evita.
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Suffering a bit from lack of oxygen, I'll turn on the tank soon, maybe that's what makes me try to imagine what sort of funeral arrangements we would see when the end comes for certain SGT board members.
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Suffering a bit from lack of oxygen, I'll turn on the tank soon, maybe that's what makes me try to imagine what sort of funeral arrangements we would see when the end comes for certain SGT board members.
I'll leave my funeral arrangements to others; I hope to die at the moment of climax, one boy sitting on my cock and another on my face. That's why I always pay them before we begin; I'd hate them to have to go searching for the tip
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I'll leave my funeral arrangements to others; I hope to die at the moment of climax, one boy sitting on my cock and another on my face. That's why I always pay them before we begin; I'd hate them to have to go searching for the tip
Very thoughtful of you.
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Very thoughtful of you.
Noblesse oblige
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Climaxic death is very common but not often recorded as such.
I read a report from the USA that many middle aged men get heart attacks during sex but are too embarrassed to call 999 and won't allow their wives (or maybe secret lover) to do so.
Can't see that happening with posters here though.
We're very much into Aristotelian dog philosophy here - shameless in the exercise of bodily functions.
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And speaking of the Great Philosopher, he did provide a means of avoiding criticism, of which there is an abundance on this forum. However, it's a bit drastic: According to Aristotle, "There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing and be nothing".
This is my second or third strange post today. Maybe I need to adjust my meds.
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Leave the meds alone. I like your strange posts.
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That's why I always pay them before we begin; I'd hate them to have to go searching for the tip
They know exactly where you wallet is.... Always. Thats why you always here a little sigh from the bathroom when they hear the beeping of the hotel room safe... LOL