A quiet night in my local

I slipped out for a quiet pint in my local last night.


https://www.independent.ie/entertain...-36297780.html

I see. That's how you stay in shape, Joe. You are the one on the left?

No bob, I'm the cute guy on the right.

Did the boys borrow those brooms from you and Bob? How did you guys get home?

Don't be silly - Joe doesn't ride a broomstick.

The only time he's had a pole between his legs it was an 18yo called Wiktor

Wiktor?