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Sea ghost spotted at Jomtien Beach
55 nah...it's just a middle-aged Chinese woman skinny dipping at night... Wouldn't be surprised if she was performing some kind of cleansing ritual to rid herself of bad luck and/or improve her prospects at marriage, finding herself a rich husband, getting a financial windfall or even ridding herself of an illness. Or maybe she just felt like swimming naked in a sea of filth at night, just as the beached whales love to sit by it in the day...to each her own.
https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/peo...dipping-ghost/
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..a sea of filth...thats a bit harsh
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Prefer a sea of depravity myself, as filth seems to be a code word for brown fun these days - but each to his own
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naked woman in the jomtien ocean...should be banned...only gay guys please...
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The Rabbi wrote:
"naked woman in the jomtien ocean...should be banned...only gay guys please..."
Well that includes you so on balance I'd prefer the women. Short fat and hairy unwashed middle easterners are not something I want to see frolicking in the sea with their favourite sheep in tow.
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scottish-guy
Prefer a sea of depravity myself, as filth seems to be a code word for brown fun these days - but each to his own
Is it? I thought it was 'scat'. Somebody messaged me months ago describing my stalker as filth. Apparently it's a code word for people who couldn't make it in England who then tried their luck in Hong Kong when the latter was still part of the Empire. Or something like that. Too bad I deleted the message as it was quite funny.
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My understanding is that filth encompasses not only scat, but puke, snot and smegma into the bargain - but I don't think it includes piss which is clearly a bit vanilla for pervs into that whole malarkey.
Always happy to educate on the finer points of life
:D
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scotty finally showing his true colours and interests...
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Nonsense - I know how to fuck a woman, doesn't mean I have any inclination to try it
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the stronger the denials (Nixon..Im not a crook) the stronger the suspicions grow...especially as you seem to have an above average knowledge....you need to stop clicking on those sites...get out of your bedsit...go for a walk..meet people....
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scottish-guy
- but I don't think it includes piss which is clearly a bit vanilla for pervs into that whole malarkey.
Useful for cooking up a batch of almost-saffron rice once the golden shower is over
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The key to a really golden golden shower is multivitamins. Many nutritionists will say that multivitamins serve no useful purpose - you just flush them straight out in your urine. But that's the point. That's what provides the colour. And I'm reminded of former Indian Prime Minister Morarji Desai who would drink his own urine first thing in the morning so as not to waste the nutrients that had built up during the night. Food for thought, or what?
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Interesting, I didn't know that.
But from what I do know I can advise our gentle readers not to take those multivitamins which contain iron because if you do then your poop will turn out as black as Rabbi Poxxx's heart
:D
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based on your obviously vast knowledge I do hereby rename you scat-guy
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I rest my case (and my sphincter)
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sphincter...the use yours has had and taking your age into consideration and your fascination with bodily functions and te drivel you spew... I suspect that only a rather large water melon would remind you that you once had a functioning one...scattyboy
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OMG - I'm being insulted by a cheap sleazy pervert - how will I cope?
:D
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relax scat-boy...just toying with you...no need to panic
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Great - I was worried.
:mocking_mini:
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I know, its your coro st mentality/upbringing...scars u for life.
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latintopxxx
based on your obviously vast knowledge I do hereby rename you scat-guy
I know a very well spoken gentleman who's in our community who's said to be into 'skat'.
The evidence comes mostly from a few remarks attributed to money boys but it's probably no more credible than Chinese Whispers.
I'm tolerant of almost everything and I like to try everything once but this shit is beyond me. Does it exist and if so what do the practitioners actually do?
This guy is well spoken and he's not of Scottish nationality not that these characteristics are mutually exclusive of course.
PS.If I don't get a good reply I'm going to post Scat as a separate topic and sicken the lot'a ya.
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If it's Pattaya and it's the same "well spoken gentleman" that I've heard about (he sits on the BBB/Ambiance terrace) then I understand that he keeps a special bowl into which his "hot meal" is deposited by whichever stomach-rubbing boy he chooses (that's the code-sign).
If it's not the same person then it's even more widespread than I suspected (the practice, not the poop!)
:D
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Oh my God.
I'd rather eat haggis than do that.
Not sure about the Ambiance terrace as it's out of my league.
Sunnee Plaza is more my thing.
Does your gentleman read a newspaper on the said terrace in a language not his own?
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scottish-guy
If it's not the same person then it's even more widespread than I suspected.
:D
No surprises there. Pattaya is full of Nutfellas. :D
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I just found out he's German but he reads the 'Mail' or 'The Times' which I understand are English.
I'm told he's a "polyglot" to boot.
For some, when it rains, it pours.
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I think I was told he reads a newspaper late afternoon on the Terrace, but I can't be sure - I was kinda busy recoiling from the description of his activities. Apparently if any of the boys starting work are offering to oblige him they rub their stomach as they go past and he will call them over if interested.
He could be German, I dunno - they certainly have a taste for "Kaviar" - if the porn on sale in their sex shops is anything to go by - oh, and also dwarves.Then again I have woken up in bed with 2 midgets myself over the years, so I can't criticise.
There was the time I was sitting at lunchtime in the Blue Boy Bar in Fuggerstrasse(?) in Berlin:
Being lunchtime (its open 24/7/365) the clientele numbered me plus a rentboy (about 19/20yo) in the opposite corner, when a Swedish guy strode in and openly announced to the Barman "I look for boy for scat fun". Without any hesitation the barman called the rentboy over by name and off he and the punter went. No eyelid was batted.
So it's more common than we maybe think.
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Er..ahem..but is that Bar still open in Berlin?
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I will tell you in September when I visit.
I hear the premises has been re-named and is under new management - but with the same "offerings" as before.
Meanwhile the Blue Boy Bar itself has relocated nearby, retaining the name, and again plying the same trade.
However, you know how reliable internet gossip is. If it's true then that will be at least 5 rent bars in a very small area of Berlin - happy days indeed.
Purely out of a sense of duty I shall reconnoiter the area and although it has become a little AYOR with the influx of E European rent over the last decade I shall put myself in (mild) danger just to report back.
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scotty-b...sorry ...scat-boy ..is strangely silent...cat out of the bag??
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I've made 5 posts today - that's a very strange definition of "silent".
Thanks for calling me a "boy" tho !
:D
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Re Berlin;
I've checked on line.
There's also a bar called Tobasco Bar.
I met one of the owners a few years ago in Jomtien.
Can you recommend a hotel nearby that allows guests short-time?
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There's the gay Axel hotel - large hotel with sauna/jacuzzi suite - expensive though but only 5/10 minute walk
There's the Novum Aldea about 10/15 min level stroll, and there's the Mercure Zentrum which is right in the middle. The Mercure should be better appointed than the Aldea (which was kinda Premier Inn standard) - but then again the Aldea has been refurbed and an extension built since I last stayed
I have taken back to the Axel and the Aldea - haven't used the Mercure yet. Of course, like Thailand I always book a double room so there can be little argument.
The Tabasco bar is a long narrow bar that always has lots of lads around playing pool and generally making themselves available. Pinocchio bar is next door - small and again quite popular, the Eldorado 3 mins away gets a reputation in guides but I've never actually seen any activity. Blond bar across the street has its movements but the Blue Boy is/was the daddy of the lot. As I say, I've heard it's renamed and under new management whilst the original has moved somewhere nearby.
Going rate is about 50-80 Euro - but it's all very commercial and you won't get any of the playfulness you get from the Thai boys.
Please note these are what I would call rent bars and they nowhere near represent the extent if the gay scene - add another 10-15 bars to those with many leather or rubber oriented (think there's even 1 or 2 naked bars)
Germany is and has been the only place in Europe worth going for old fashioned bar-based commercial fun for the last 20 yrs IMHO
Good luck
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Thanks for all the info.
Berlin looks like a good place to take in on a trip to or from Thailand.
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The other factor for me is I can get a short return flight - and for only 75 quid
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And I'm reminded of former Indian Prime Minister Morarji Desai who would drink his own urine first thing in the morning so as not to waste the nutrients that had built up during the night. Food for thought, or what?
There are no nutrients in urine. The body excretes compounds that it has no use for any more. Reports of people being trapped after an earthquake / in a mine / on a ship without access to fresh water drinking their urine to survive are wrong as well. The human body cannot recover the water in urine; drinking urine is like drinking sea water, you will die from dehydration.
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Oh dear - I guess that's another avenue of pleasure closed to poor old Frequent
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FarangRuMak
Re Berlin;
There's also a bar called Tobasco Bar.
Can you recommend a hotel nearby that allows guests short-time?
Near to the Tobasco? I hear the Worcestershire is pretty good.:D