So I just went to my local mom& pop shop for a cigarette lighter (it's actually owned by 2 brothers and staffed by guys from Bangladesh).
John: So do you drink white wine at all?
Joe (that would be me): No, I only drink red.
John: C'mere, I have a while wine you might like
So he gives me a half bottle of white, free, gratis and for nothing.
Shame the shop is up for sale
