Sailing to Thailand

Cards on the table - being happily married now to the best boy in the world, I don’t know if I’ll ever visit Thailand again - but when I did visit, the idea of avoiding the airport misery by disembarking from a boat 1920’s style - followed by a trolley full of hat boxes and trunks, after sailing a devious route being entertained by cute cabin boys, held great appeal. Alas it nevef happened.

Imagine my dismay then to see what coukd be the final nail in the coffin of my nautical fantasy:

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