No Joke I cared for the old fart, Annyone know if he is still here?
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No Joke I cared for the old fart, Annyone know if he is still here?
Wes
I find it hard to believe not a single person here met him real life or knew him? He always talked about going out around bkk and soi 4 etc.
I hope the other posters who are missing in action are ok also. 3 or 4 seem to have vanished.
Homi's blog is currently showing a 404 Not Found message and I get the occassional PM from him but not for a while -that's all I can add to the pot.
If anything HAS happened to him the board will be the duller for it.
Homi and Lunchtime are the only ones who can raise a titter.
:bounce:
It does seem strange that no one has been able to confirm or deny the rumor of Homi's demise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wesley
What happened to Lunchtime O Booze ?
From his posting I had assumed that he and Homi were tight. I guessed that he would have been able to confirm or deny the rumor.
It is very strange.
well reports of my death are greatly exagerated but I dearly wish this is a message Homintern/The Colonel/Stephen would post but sadly I fear it will not happen. I miss him and was most fond of his posts..at times wicked, naughty , humourous..but never malicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by kittyboy
Vale Colonel ! :salute: :salute: :salute:
Consider the following facts.
The news was broken by a relativley newbie poster with an interesting history of previous posts.
The news contained what purported to be his real name.
The British Embassy have no knowledge of anyone of that name dying in Thailand within the timescales.
The original poster has not commented further despite requests to do so.
No-one else has confirmed the news.
So, was he out of the country? Is it all a hoax or a wind up? WIll we ever know?
don't tell me his done a bunk..wouldn't that be grand and sooo Thailand !Quote:
Originally Posted by gwm4asian
That's the name I always knew him by but your comment on the Embassy is interesting.
Well, he does seem to favor the street aliases... sathorn, thonglor, silomgwm as well as (maybe) names like curious, and so on, so if SilomGWM is one of his many aliases, as stated by someone else in the other thread, he was posting this morning on CFS.
SilomGWM can be a supercillious prick, which suggests it could be true, but at other times he seems fairly normal, so maybe not.
If he posted the news of his own death because he was drunk or suffered a head injury crawling to the hong nam at some bar, he will undoubtedly invent some new posting name again and continue with his assaults on the banal and the rational.
of course you are correct !(these hangovers are kiling my brain cells)Quote:
Originally Posted by fattman
Stephen was originally from Melbourne (where a lady of the night dubbed him as the "bald fat old etc etc"- a moniker he was proud to accept.
Maybe I will contact one of my old drinking pals, the respected Australian Cultural Attache & Minister for Cheese Sir Les Patterson to see if he can provide more info.
This is sad news! I'd like to add my voice to the mourning throng. I enjoyed reading his posts and that is the extent of our relationship, Doris O Booze liked to hint that there may be a little bit more to it but there wasn't!
Anyway this board has lost another character, I'll be having a drink for him later.
Doubtful if O'Booze OR Homnitern , either of them are very tight.Quote:
Originally Posted by kittyboy
Perhaps this is a clue:
a-rather-amusing-pm-from-boygeenyus-t16975.html
Someone on CFS raised a question about deaf mutes in Thailand who might make themselves available for sex because they have few other ways of supporting themselves.
Today SilomGWM responded as follows:
I think it's a fair bet that Homiturd is alive and as moronic as ever.Quote:
silomGWM Online Now
Cruiser Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 109
I like to chat with the boy first and wish him well afterwards so I don't think a deaf mute would ever "do it" for me.
Homi posted over 5,700 times here, if the admin got of his arse and checked we all would know the truth
Yes thats right im having a go at you spike through here with other members .
You have something to say about me, you have 2 options do it here or to my face not PM other members
and saying shit ....
This board has guidelines and i not broken 1.... But you ES cant tell your members why you do things ,Yes i tottaly agree on certian members being barred you have a reason for that >BUT i asked you and other members have asked why have you penalised me ,everyone will make a friend on here and surely an emeny at the same time but truly this is a board and things shouldnt be taken to heart ,,I ask you this HOMI was the most posted guy on here, am i right? and you havent looked into it ..WHY are you to busy? blowing smiles or vice-a-versa ,there are better members on here than him that hold this board together ,i can name them but i wont cause i may forget 1 and that is not equal ..All i can say spike there other boards around that treat member as humans and not numbers (there you are wombat use it) I asked a question about golden members you couldnt answer me but when another member answer with another question you replied..the money for this you get and 1 of your best posters or should i say number may of died .......I hope you studied your guidelines well ...i still say Gf for PM
Is there another thread somewhere where this is announced? I seem to have missed it. I hope it's not true, but really the only way I have to check on it is to click on his profile and see that he last posted on Feb 16th, which any member can also do.
I did get a PM forwarded to me that says that a member who has his phone # is going to have a friend in Thailand try to reach him.
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Originally Posted by Elephantspike
The one with the subject Homitern is Dead, which jinks closed.
Maybe when we find him we can hook up
an electroencephalograph and test for what we
have always suspected- brain death? :rr:
Somehow quotes from Dorothy Parker seem fitting in thinking of Homi's (alleged) death and his (alleged) life:Quote:
Originally Posted by phart
Quote:
On learning that Calvin Coolidge was dead she remarked,
"How could they tell?"
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Ducking for apples тАФ change one letter and itтАЩs the story of my life.
Quote:
When asked to use the word horticulture during a game of Can-You-Give-Me-A-Sentence, Parker replied: You can lead a horticulture, but you canтАЩt make her think.
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host!
seems like the options are -448,512,000 blinks of the eyes- 3 billion heart beats - or 5.700 posts on sgt in a lifetime ,or whichever comes first!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
ive checked for him,it definately was over 5,700Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
if he does it here and to your face does that make him 2 faced?Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
why you no risson?Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
i tottaly disagree - what would we do for fun on a cold winters nightQuote:
Originally Posted by gra45
i havn'tQuote:
Originally Posted by gra45
correct spelling please ,it should be "WHY are you to busy? blowing prissyQuote:
Originally Posted by gra45
your making me blush now :cherry:Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
what you mean more then just me.you bitch,you said i was your only oneQuote:
Originally Posted by gra45
eeeee patrick mcgoohan. you know how to make us feel old gra, "i am not a number,i am a free man"Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
have you noticed gra ? im a senior member now !!! who'd a thought itQuote:
Originally Posted by gra45
no comment :pale:Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
gone fishing for prime minister? now i know it was all a joke lolQuote:
Originally Posted by gra45
Well done giggsy you thought about that wellQuote:
Originally Posted by giggsy
Senior member indeed but still a number here i was once with over 300 posts
then prissy never got his BJ so had his whinge and all was stripped
so dont be too cocky lol
You should become a golden member you may get in spike circle too
and then be 2 faced as you say
that if you are 55+ to be in the old farts club
You ok you add some spice here too
GF is a good poster here he wont take there shit
take care mate keep them on there toes especially you know who
Whilst Homi may have had his detractors I enjoyed some of his posts in my relatively short time here.
I am totally surprised that no-one else has ever actually spoken to him. I will miss the short communications we have when I am in BKK. What a bugger this is.
I find loosing friends and acquaintances to be unforgivably lax. I have trouble keeping hold of a limbs let alone people from the board. I must try harder.
Smiles, have you had a check-up recently? I know you have extremely good health and are as fit as a fiddle but I just don't need any more "sudden" bad news.
krobbie
Cheers ...Quote:
Originally Posted by gwm4asian
Are you telling us that you actually met him and spoke to him ... or that you received PM's from him?Quote:
Originally Posted by krobbie
No one on this board has admitted to ever meeting a 'Colonel Stephen Johnson' except for a poster called Sathorn who told us Homintern had died and has a style remarkably similar to Homintern.
Ask around the bars of Silom that Homintern frequented and nobody has ever heard of Stephen Johnson. Even those bar owners frequently slagged off by Homintern have never heard of Stephen Johnson!
It is becoming clear that whoever Homintern is or was he was never a genuine Colonel and just a persona from someone's imagination with a gift for writing things in an acerbic manner and spreading malicious gossip.
Let's all move on.
It's a trick!Quote:
Originally Posted by scottish-guy
Remember what I warned you all. Don't ANYONE click that link to his blog!
ANYONE at Sawatdee that can't see that The Colonel IS "relativley newbie poster with an interesting history" IS the Scro-tish fella IS the L.O.Botomy then they need to have their eyes reexamined.Quote:
Originally Posted by scottish-guy
He's just another American ashamed to admit it. He's pulling a disappearing act determined to generate SYMPATHY for himself to get back at those who put him on the system {IGNORE} list on the old board to punish him for his childish stupidity. There's little chance of that. And then those creepy obscene PMs to yours truly claiming to want to smell my underpanties that I dutifully forwarded to the management (thank you).
Little did you all not also know that he did not in fact attend the awards in order to receive the award! And I have to note that I missed the voting as my dear partner was in the hospital, and I could assure you that I would NOT have voted for him. Shame I wasn't around then.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daizy
So what did management do with the panties you forwarded and if they were "forwarded" who sent them to you in the first place?
Is there some secretive sub-forum whose members "circulate" used panties?
As I stated, I PM'd Homi before each of my last 3 visits. We spoke on the phone briefly (he would contact me) when I arrived and try and get our schedules sorted. We did not meet however.Quote:
Originally Posted by padlom
I personally hope that this is just a hoax and he moved to Singapore along with the family business and is laughing himself silly. I can't see it though. What the hell is he going to do now if he can't torment smiles and the rest of us?
Buggered if I know.
krobbie
Quote:
Originally Posted by krobbie
I think your (Freudian) slip is showing.
I have been living in Bangkok now for 4 years and never met Homi but not for a lack of trying. He always responded to PM 's but never went so far as to provide a phone or even tell me where he lived in Bangkok. He never came out directly and refused to meet but he seemed to always have excuses, so after a while, I just gave up. His PM's and in chat he appeared more polite and friendly in contrast to his somtimes colorful posts. When I asked him why, he's response was always, "it's just for fun, dear boy" I liked being called a boy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by TrongpaiExpat
So if no one's met him maybe he didn't stay in Thailand. Maybe he was in some assisted living facility in Oz and just got cantankerous while waiting for the enemas to purge his issues.
Why would the British Embassy have information on an Australian?Quote:
The British Embassy have no knowledge of anyone of that name dying in Thailand within the timescales.
The Embassy would probably not have knowledge of a citizen's death ...
Thanks for that x. Have edited now.Quote:
Originally Posted by x in pattaya
I nearly had a turn when I saw what a gift that slip was, not to mention the sheer embarrassment.
A spelling error is all well and good and can be overlooked at times, but MEAT? :rolling:
You may just have beaten Homi to the punch on this, although he was quite lenient with me.
krobbie
Exactly my experience Trongpai. Did he sign the PM's as Stephen?Quote:
Originally Posted by TrongpaiExpat
Thanks for this post, as it mirrors fairly well my PM-only relationship with Homintern/The Colonel.
Cheers ...
typical-the old bastards creating more drama dead than alive !
wherever he is , I bet he's enjoying it.
Smiles, he often signed his PM's Stephen but not always. Depending on length of PM and/or content.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiles
Cheers
krobbie
i certainly WON'T be forming a circle with mr prissy and mr suppy, they are far too old for me..Quote:
Originally Posted by gra45
and getting back to the op if homi as it seems has left us, what happened to the trophy he won for poster of the year and who came 2nd? is the trophy now jinxed and will the runner up still want to get his hands on it?
So is he dead or alive ?
The world needs to know....
I think the military term is ,,MISSING PRESUMED DEADQuote:
Originally Posted by yedo111
as Buddhists believe in reincarnation,
all we woould have to do is find a member that
was "born" after homo "died".
Supposing he "died" Feb 18th,
who was joined(born here) on the 19th?
(looks above... ewwww)
ha ha ha another aussie thats got use all fucked .......prissy are you going to label me him now think prissy think
And you wonder why you are not welcome hereQuote:
Originally Posted by gra45
Stick to Tingtong and you and Aunty can get on well together
Try swearing on their board and see how welcome you are
Oh wombat the fires didnt get you ,i noticed you havent cut and paste lately whys that no balls?Quote:
Originally Posted by lonelywombat
im still here i dont give a fuck but answer me this DO YOU?
AUNTY oh she got you by the balls ? i will ask her ya old cunt to let go.....
Now go get off my case hide in your roots and leaves
I agree !Quote:
Originally Posted by yedo111
there is however a philosphical angle to your question...are any of us dead or alive ?
I ask this as having taken a vow of celibacy (enforced) I've diverted my sexual energy into expanding my concept of just what this universe really is and whether any of us actually exist-or ar we a figment of someone's imagination ?
only Homitern/The Colonel could have this effect. (dead or alive !)
mine's a double thanks.