Downright fucking in Soi Twilight (Bangkok) ...
Sat in Dick's Cafe in Soi Twilight with Mr Pot, Mr Trongpai and his boyfriend watching the flow of googly-eyed first-timers (or so it seemed), the paunchy/pasty Old Timers, the No-Neckers (or which there were some classics), the pushy Hi-So'ers (or so they think) sashey past our table the other night. The purpose of this minor voyeurism was finding good 'intel': i.e. the proper time, opportunity, and ~ most importantly ~ the venue in which a true, no holds barred, Fuck Show could be found. They are in fact, not held all the time, or at all the bars.
Mr Trongpai was far and away the better source for this quest, or at least able to find the best source ~ him being a BKK trawler of some renown. With 'T' leading the way, furtive whisperings, sly nodding of heads, a quick conversation into the ear of the In-The-Know dude gave up the name of the lucky GoGo bar which stood the best chance of producing the real McCoy: i.e. (on this sweet night) DREAM BOYS.
By pure chance, this very bar is located straight across the Soi from Dick's, so we sat and waited for a few good signals: to whit, what was the traffic going to be up the stairs into the dark innards of Dream Boys? Too few entering that den was a bad sign ... a signal that the fucking was mediocre, or, worse, non-existent. A large crowd pushing up the ramp like a swarm of bloodlusting tiger sharks in classic fedding frenzy mode would bode well for us catching a perfect view of other-people-fucking. So ... as the crowd up that staircase started to come close to being out of control, we rose from our seats, nodded knowingly to each other, pushed old ladies out of way and ~ frothing gently from the mouth ~ dashed across the soi in the attempt to get the best seat possible.
The "All Drinks 250 Baht" sign was front and centre (my heart starting beating at feverish pitch at that more than the Fuck Show I do admit), so, with Mr Pot instructed that this was to be a one-drink max outing, we sat against the back wall with a quite uninterrupted view. Little was I to know that Mr 'T' was to end up an hour later with his head on my lap, his legs in the air, and the fuckee of the evening getting royally pumped while his face was buried deeply into Mr 'T's crotch.
But I digress ...
To make a long story short:
The BIG DICK SHOW (1): Must admit that there were some Really Good Ones that night. Some very handsome guys on parade, all with great, quite impressive, engorged members ( insert here: side conversations with Mr Pot on how they do that, for that long ... and how "you can do better" ). They entered stage right down an appropriately winding ~ and dark ~ staircase and came out into the stage lights all proud and 90 degree angles (at least!). Nice smiles too boot.
The BIG DICK SHOW (2): Oddly, after that enjoyment came a few moments of things-I-could've-done-without: a tacky fashion show displayed by a gaggle of very tall, austere and hoity-toity lady boys. Ho humm ho humm .... but, after that appetizer they disappeared for a few minutes, re-emerging in similar outfits but with serious erections poking naughtily out between slits in their taffeta and chiffon frocks. Not my cuppa tea thanks .... not particularly funny .... left the audience with tepid applause.
Scientific observation: Dream Boy Lady boys for the most part have smaller cocks than the 'actual' Big Dick troup. But, also for the most part, they were bigger than mine.
Go figure.
The FUCK SHOW: All the actual fucking was undertaken by The Fuckee and The Fucker. This was no orgy, unless one includes the audience participation, and that was limited to those in the audience who were, (1) Frozen in terror that the Fuckers should see them and chose them as participants (i.e. 'me'), (2) actively calling the Fuckers over to be mauled by a screaming Fuckee and/or covered in sweat and semen (i.e. Mr 'T', I soon discovered), or (3) those who smartly head for the hong nam at the start of the audience crawl.
This fucking by the way was Extreme Penetration alley. It wasn't fake in any way, and lasted half an hour ... or so it seemed. There was fucking on two poles (upside down & downside up), fucking from the ceiling (upside down), fucking on chairs, fucking in positions I could hardly dream of, 'walk-a-mile-in-my-condom' fucking (i.e. the complete perimeter of the bar including all dark corners), fucking where the Fuckers feet were astride the Fuckees chest (that's the bottoms of his feet), unbelievably hard fucking where the gogo poles were literally shaking apart, fucking on the laps of four really fat guys, frantic rabbit-fucking as in 'delerium tremens', fucking on top of the head of one really cute guy . . . and then ~ god help me ~ the fucker caught sight of the drooling Mr Trongpai, and made a beeline straight for, US (needless to say, while fucking)!! (see above ... "legs in air, face in crotch").
We left soon after. Mr 'T' needed a good hair dryer, and I needed some quiet time. Boyfriend #1 appalled ... Boyfriend #2 jaded.
Cheers ...
PS ... should add something here about the Gogo boys in general at Dream Boys. Bottom line (so to speak) is that this bar has a team of some of the cutest/handsomest gogo boys I've seen in a long time.
There are lots of guys on parade here (some who participated in that above-mentioned Big Dick & Fuck Shows, but many more besides) and lots of pickings left for those in the offing mood even after the hour approached 12. A handsomer group I could not have imagined ... had I a serious streak of butterfly within, I could think of a dozen guys there that night which have sufficed.
I mention this only because, at one of the last GoGo bars I have stepped in lately (My Way in Patong), the place was seriously in need of help. Paunchy, out of shape guys, many over the hill ... hardly a cute boy on the stage. A GoGo Boy recession, which happily has been reduced in severity by our journey into Soi Twilight.
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PS ... should add something here about the Gogo boys in general at Dream Boys. Bottom line (so to speak) is that this bar has a team of some of the cutest/handsomest gogo boys I've seen in a long time.
There are lots of guys on parade here (some who participated in that above-mentioned Big Dick & Fuck Shows, but many more besides) and lots of pickings left for those in the offing mood even after the hour approached 12.
Agreed. For years now, I have been of the view that Dream Boys has the best looking boys in any Bangkok bar. In my case, I find myself drooling over at least half the guys on rotation. Evidently, from the steady crowds that Dream Boys get, many others think so too.
The problem, you will discover, is that the boys don't perform any better in your room than those from other bars, despite the highest bar fine (500 baht) anywhere.
To my eyes however, Dream Boys' shows have become predictable, esp as I am not a great fan of acrobatic fucking shows.
But in case you intend to revisit the soi, it might helpt o know that there are equally energetic fucking shows at Hotmale and Future Boys; they too go around the audience. At Tawan, the fucking show was mostly confined to the stage. Tawan's specialty however is the masturbation line-up.
Re: Downright fucking in Soi Twilight (Bangkok) ...
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Boyfriend #1 appalled ... Boyfriend #2 jaded.
I'm with the boyfriends on this one.
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Boyfriend #1 appalled ... Boyfriend #2 jaded.
I'm with the boyfriends on this one.
I've also seen these "shows". If a boy who has achieved an erection, then a rubber band is very tightly stretched around the base of his cock and balls to keep the blood up there, and keep the cock hard turns you on, well I certainly agree it's appalling. Seeing a hard cock that's turned purple with the stress is not a turn on to me. I do not know how the health of the kid is affected, but it cannot be good. There is no 'show' involved, just a bunch of boys with purple hardons on stage. And for this, you get to pay 250 baht for a drink.
Such a deal.
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If a boy who has achieved an erection, then a rubber band is very tightly stretched around the base of his cock and balls to keep the blood up there, and keep the cock hard turns you on, well I certainly agree it's appalling.
Why don't they use a cock ring like every old gay man? Isn't a rubber band just the same thing?
Pattaya sleaze mongers running amok in bkk
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I can't promise to do as well as trongpai but usually I know what is happening in the Pattaya go go bars.
A group of the Pattaya expats are heading up to BKK today and trongpai will have
to go again to one of these hedonistic sex shows, if he runs into them at Dicks.. :cat:
Unlike Smiles this Pattaya contingent on a road trip to Bangkok is far from being innocent babes in the woods when it comes to sniffing out sleaze or finding me.
We had dinner at Maxies (not Dicks) and went to two shows. Smiles wimped out after one show.
First show 10:15 X Boys nice mix of numbered boys. Four super energetic coyote dancers started the show and came out for fill between acts.
There were a total of seven sex performers doing all the usual routines including the popular cock golf putting with two making holes in one. Lady boy involvement was limited to one making some promotional announcements.
The BF not being with me this evening forced me to have one cute boy join me for the show but when I went to the hong nham I was consensually molested by some Asian customer.
For the second show we went to Boys Bangkok They also have a group of coyote dancers, much better than lady boy lip-sync. The big cock presentation is pretty much the same as Smiles described at Dream Boys but not the same show. They had painted erect boys and some erotic numbers with the finality being the Pepsi act. That is where if your sitting close you want to take a back seat. Pepsi (not coke) is administered sort of enema style and then there's a lot of expulsion and splashing.
At 1:00am the Pattaya contingent still did not have enough and was off to the darker side of street trade or god knows what--I went home.
Two nights in Bangok with the Pattaya contingent.
As reticent as I am to associate myself with a thread that starts with such a blatant, if true description of the activities of Soi Twilight, I feel I must add my own angle on the activities of the Pattya sleaze sniffers, er - contingent.
Trongpai was indeed a helpful and enjoyable companion on our trip from the somewhat placid bar scene of Pattaya to the hectic nightlife of Bangkok. Seeing the numerous coyote dancers at Boys Bangkok really dancing was a refreshing change for me. I preferred looking at them than some of the grotesquely mis-shapen members in the big cock shows. The Pepsi act was a new one on me and nearly was on me, sitting in the front row. I thought I was safe, sliding over to the end of the bench seat when the gushing fizzy juices started flowing, until I discovered the range of the squirting was far greater than I thought when I felt the side of my trousers were slightly wet. Hmmmmm!!!
Having enjoyed a visit to Hotmale last year and regarding it as the best, I successfully swerved the group there on the second night. We were not disappointed and although less excititng than I remembered, it was a good finale for the group. The big cock show had more variation than the previous bars visited and more enjoyable for me as a result. I just loved the upbeat version of "Jingle Bells" played between every act to give it the Christmassy theme, which is certainly what I wanted to enjoy at this time of year.
I'm sure the "Pattaya sleaze mongers" thoroughly enjoyed "running amok in bkk" as Trongpai so accurately describes us, although I have to say, after the Hotmale show, my half lost the other half on Rama 4, as we headed for an exceptionally overcrowded DJ Station, where I was squashed up against all manner of Thai bodies, too numerous to mention.
It was not sleaze all weekend, - we visited the weekend Chatuchack Market on Saturday afternoon, using the 50% discount on the underground as "elders" to get there. Half of us shopped for bargains and the other half got an eyeful of the plentiful talent filling the place. A taste of culture was included in our visit here as can be seen with the buskers playing some delightful classical music on their instruments.
A thoroughly enjoyable weekend has me thirsting for more in the New Year.
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" ... Seeing the numerous coyote dancers at Boys Bangkok really dancing was a refreshing change for me. I preferred looking at them than some of the grotesquely mis-shapen members in the big cock shows ... "
Just to set the record straight, at least as far as Dream Boys goes: there were NO mis-shapen members attached to any of the guys on stage there. All were quite normal looking in terms of structure, silkiness, head-length-circumference relationship, turgidity, engorgement, vein appearance, pubic hair furriness, testical proportion vis-a-vis penis length and/or other reasonable measurement and aesthetic criteria.
There was not a smidgen of grotesque-isness to be seen.
I certainly agree with Nelson (a first!) that trumpet playing of the type described is probably unnecessary.
Cheers ...
