Good Guys go to HELL, Bad Guys go to PATTAYA
I been reading about pattaya for quite some time in this forum, my initial opinion on pattaya was dirty, sleazy, asylum to old and ailing farangs. At last i had a chance to experince pattaya myself. And yeah, it was dirty, sleazy and filled with farangs with walking sticks and wheel chairs. But i had to admit that it has his own charm as any other thai cities and its never ending supplies of pleasure.
DAY 1
Boarded my flight from singapore and after 3 hrs i was in suvarnabhumi airport . Rushed to bell counter and got a ticket to pattaya. the lovely lady in the counter who has never used her intelligence in her life time i guess(only if she had one), rushed me like anything coz it was 5.14pm and the bus leaving in a minute. she could have used her walkie talkie which she holds in her hand (only for show is it?, does she know how to use it?)and asked the bus to wait for a just a few minute!!, any how the driver himself saw me running towards the bus and he opened the door for me to board. The bus was nice and it cost me only 119 baht ( that lady did not give me 1 baht change). A snack and drink was provided. The drive was pleasant, except few bangs on my head, which resulted from the hitting seat in front. After 1.5 hr I was dropped at south pattaya road junction in the sukhumit road, then took a moto taxi paid 50 baht (i did not bargain and thought it was reasonable) and dropped in front of howards.
Howards Guest House & Bar:
The room was clean and spacious , toilet were clean and shower had really hot water. Overall satisfied with the room and yes it really worth the money. I strongly recommend this and i will definetly stay there again.
I found a cute guy there and everything worked out really well even before i stepped out of my guest house and thus i was poor by 700 bht, had a drink there (very cheap, singha was only 60bht) then came a fem guy sat with me and asked for a drink, initially refused coz he was not my type and also just had a session a while ago.
but then took pity on him and offered him a drink. After my drink went back to my room, heard some one knocking the door, opened the door and here this fem guy standing in front of me, in just knick of a time he sneaked into my room ( without me even realising) and took over my bed. he offerd a suck and fuck but i refused. then came his next tactics, he wanted to borrow 400 bht from me and also assured me that the money would be back to me tomollow. i didnt fall into his trap and simply refused. then the next one came, he said he was roomless and no place to sleep and wanted to sleep with me. i was stubborn (bit rude also) and said NO straight to his face, and then finally he asked me 100 bht, by that time i was really annoyed at his behaviour and not in the mood to pity him any way and i refused to give hime even a single baht and kicked him out of my room (well, not literally).
DAY 2
did the usual tourist stuff like visiting lame ripleys place, buddha on the hill and the awesome Sanctury of truth.
they said it had alreay taken 20 yrs as of now and would take 25 more years to complete.
then it was time to have some relaxation , so went it narcissus and chose no 18 (Highly Recommened!!!!).
it was really funny that the guy was super friendly, he carried my bag to the room , removed my shoes, dress and underwear and took me to the shower( he did not shower with me) and after the session he never allowed me to do anything on my own , i laughed out loud when he helped to put on my clothes including underwear.
his massage skill was average but the guy was really tried hard to please me, some of his stroke was really sensual, i would definetly take him again.i offered him 700 bht but he asked for 1000 bht. i gave him 1000 bht without much hesitation, he really deserved it. the massage costed me 350 bht. Its much cheaper than BKK.
at aoung 11.30 PM went to funny boys and asked the door man whether they have any show. he was very honest and said "no have". I told him the i was here only for the show and not intend to off any boys. without any rude response or being pushy he simply said, "no ploblem, may be next time". I was really impressed on his attitude which is very rare among the doormen in BKK. I would really make a visit next time and meet this charming door man. Then went to BOyz boyz boyz , they had advertised about their show. the bar was not crowded and was just right. the drink price was nominal only 160baht compared to whopping 260 bht in bkk. few guys were of my type, since i had a program already booked with some other guy, i didnt offed any guy there. the Mamasan was not pushy though he asked me to off a guy few times. overall the ambience was good and they played some really cool latest hit songs. I was really enjoying the time until the hell broke loose, a group a russians came into the bar and a really weird young girl started dancing on the small platform at the side of the bar. her move was so disgusting and why the hell she was flashing her panties to everyone, doesn't she know that it was a gay bar?. neverthless no one paid attention to her not even the gogo boys. and more weird things started to happen , two russian grandmas came into the bar in bizzare dressing. I initially thought they gonna perform cabaret on the stage. I was like oh god how am i gonna watch this grannies perform on the stage. Luckily they were there to watch the show.
Overall i enjoyed the cabaret and oh boy the transvetts were gorgeous, i never seen such a beauty, even real girls cant stand next to them.
DAY 3
morning went to Smart massage which is located at the intersection of 2nd rd and south pattaya road. massage is mostly by men, they also have few girls.
i had a thai massage for 90min 300 bht. the massage was nice and effective, no monkey business, but i guess can be offered for extra tips. the place was cramped though.
In the afternoon went to Royal massage house in the Day night area, initially had difficulty in finding the place. It is behind the tuk.com in the adjacent soi.
there were only 2 guys and both were of my type. i chosed hte guy named TOM (if i remember or heard correctly). His massage skill was the best among others i had in this type of massage venues. he really had the skill. and also tried to go extra mile to please me. he did showered with me and clean me head to toe. I gave him 1000 bht and saw his happy similing face. the massage costed me 400 bht.when i came out there were quite a few guys having their lunch.
DAY 4
took a moto taxi from royal garden plaza to bus station for 40 bht and took the bell bus to airport for 150 bht. they didnt offered any snack this time and y the hell they charge 150 bht as against 119 bht with snacks. anyway i didnt bothered about this since my heart was all in the thinking about the next trip to this heaven.
P.S: For cheap and good breakfast , try TIPS reataurant in the beach road, believe me they are really cheap compared to their neighbours. i had all my breakfast there and it was only 80 bht for a toast, egg and coffee.
An interesting report, sunshine76
Thanks for taking the time to post your report, sunshine76. Different viewpoints and perspectives are more often than not interesting and I encourage you to continue sharing them.
I seem to remember you visited from Singapore but aren't falang and since your report reads like some of my friends from Singapore speak I'm guessing you're Asian?
Anyway, thanks for sharing. :cheers:
Re: Good Guys go to HELL, Bad Guys go to PATTAYA
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Originally Posted by sunshine76
it was really funny that the guy was super friendly, he carried my bag to the room , removed my shoes, dress and underwear and took me to the shower
Sorry, but I just had to laugh at this!
No offence, Sunshine - enjoyed the post.
Re: Good Guys go to HELL, Bad Guys go to PATTAYA
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Originally Posted by Gone Fishing
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Originally Posted by sunshine76
it was really funny that the guy was super friendly, he carried my bag to the room , removed my shoes, dress and underwear and took me to the shower
Sorry, but I just had to laugh at this!
No offence, Sunshine - enjoyed the post.
No worries, I myself laughed at this strange behaviour of that guy
Re: An interesting report, sunshine76
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Originally Posted by bao-bao
Thanks for taking the time to post your report, sunshine76. Different viewpoints and perspectives are more often than not interesting and I encourage you to continue sharing them.
I seem to remember you visited from Singapore but aren't falang and since your report reads like some of my friends from Singapore speak I'm guessing you're Asian?
Anyway, thanks for sharing. :cheers:
yeah u r right, iam an asian and yes the post is in singlish
Re: Good Guys go to HELL, Bad Guys go to PATTAYA
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Originally Posted by sunshine76
Boarded my flight from singapore and after 3 hrs i was in suvarnabhumi airport . Rushed to bell counter and got a ticket to pattaya. the lovely lady in the counter who has never used her intelligence in her life time i guess(only if she had one), rushed me like anything coz it was 5.14pm and the bus leaving in a minute. she could have used her walkie talkie which she holds in her hand (only for show is it?, does she know how to use it?)and asked the bus to wait for a just a few minute!!, any how the driver himself saw me running towards the bus and he opened the door for me to board. The bus was nice and it cost me only 119 baht ( that lady did not give me 1 baht change). A snack and drink was provided. The drive was pleasant, except few bangs on my head, which resulted from the hitting seat in front. After 1.5 hr I was dropped at south pattaya road junction in the sukhumit road, then took a moto taxi paid 50 baht (i did not bargain and thought it was reasonable) and dropped in front of howards.
I think you might be a bit confused about the Bell Travel bus? They do not have a counter at the airport, their agent just plops a sign in front of the chairs by door 7 and sits there. The buses depart on even-numbered hours: e.g. 1000, 1200, 1400, 1600, etc. The fare is B150. There is no snack or drink provided. They deliver you door-to-door to your hotel or condo in Pattaya/Jomtien after a transfer from the big bus to a small van at the bus station on Pattaya Nua road.
I use the Bell Travel bus frequently, and highly recommend them, and don't want people to think from your post that their service might be something less than it really is.
Otherwise, great post!
bus to pattaya from suvanaphoon
gwmbkk,
I took the same bus as sunshine 76 from the first floor, Gate 8, for B119, and the bus didn't go to Pattaya Nuea, but dropped us off Sukhumvit/Pattaya South road junction. There was no change of bus to van, and they did give a bottle of water with a little something to bite.
Could you please tell us on which floor do we find the Bell Bus? Any signage? Thanks.
nanette.
buses to pattaya from S airport
thanks bkkgwm for the clarification.
I guess now I have two bus companies to rely on:
the one I took had a desk at Exit 8,with a clerk wearing beige uniform, but I cannot recall the company's name. They have four scheduled trips at around 7am, 9am, 1 pm & 5pm. I don't have any information about their return trips..The fare was 119B, with a bottle of water & a small piece of cake? thrown in.
Now I could check out the other company's schedule if I miss the first one. I hope it runs after 5pm for the benefit of late arrivals...
