Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

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February 8th, 2008, 20:53

Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

So come on then, own up. Are you due a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past, or will Mother Theresa herself be waiting for you at the pearly gates? Ever wondered just where you fit in the grand scale of things? How much do you generally cough up for a night of indulgence?

For arguments sake, we'll base the poll on a "long time", one off overnight stay with a boy. If you tend to give differing amounts depending on how hung over (or still drunk) you're feeling in the morning, just put the average amount you've given over time, but it'll only truly reveal how tight or generous you are, when compared to everyone else, if everyone's honest. It's anonymous anyway, so there's no need to lie. And don't reply with "Mind your own business" types of comments. If you really don't want to take part, then just don't. It's just a bit of fun.
February 8th, 2008, 21:35

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

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Originally Posted by maroonedmind

For arguments sake, we'll base the poll on a "long time", one off overnight stay with a boy

Count me out. I pay them to go home, not for the sex; I detest sleeping in the same bed with someone else
February 9th, 2008, 08:27

Whenever the topic of "how much to pay" comes up it always ends in a food fight. Maybe a blind poll is the best way to find out what people are really paying.
I look foward to watching the results as more posters check in.
February 9th, 2008, 10:13
Smiles

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

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Originally Posted by maroonedmind

" ... It's just a bit of fun ... "

.... then presumably meant to accomplish nothing. Good, so the results will be essentially meaningless, if they were ever intended to be otherwise.
Just for the record, I voted and naturally lied like a two-bit whore. Kind of like the entry polls in Isaan during the latest Thai election, which apparently (foolishly) lead the coup Generals to believe the PPP were going down in flames.
They were all in fun as well.

Cheers ... :bom:
February 9th, 2008, 14:21

should we average out the freebies and paids combined lol?
February 9th, 2008, 15:03
Lunchtime O'Booze

I'm with Homintern on this one

can't abide sleeping the night with another person in the bed so gladly pay for them to actually leave and the amount varies but I err on the generous side.

Mind you..I've never had one object to not being forced to stay the night ! ( little do they realise of course Mrs O'Booze is awaiting in the closet to pounce)
February 9th, 2008, 22:39

Re: I'm with Homintern on this one

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Originally Posted by Lunchtime O'Booze

Mrs O'Booze is awaiting in the closet

Is Mrs O'Booze still in the closet? I was under the impression that both of you had "come out"
February 10th, 2008, 03:07

Re: I'm with Homintern on this one

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Originally Posted by homintern

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Originally Posted by Lunchtime O'Booze

Mrs O'Booze is awaiting in the closet

Is Mrs O'Booze still in the closet? I was under the impression that both of you had "come out"

Think Bates Motel and rocking chairs Homi
February 10th, 2008, 03:44

Re: I'm with Homintern on this one

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Originally Posted by Thanpuying Sanitree

Think Bates Motel and rocking chairs Homi

I think this must refer to some element of popular American culture, which I resolutely ignore
February 10th, 2008, 09:30
Lunchtime O'Booze

"Is Mrs O'Booze still in the closet?"

she falls for it every time but I always lock the door. Although I did forget and leave her there for a week once. ( Bates Motel)

look who's back to torture us !:Thanpuying Sanitree :sad1:
February 10th, 2008, 11:14
TrongpaiExpat

Re: I'm with Homintern on this one

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Originally Posted by homintern

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Originally Posted by Thanpuying Sanitree

Think Bates Motel and rocking chairs Homi

I think this must refer to some element of popular American culture, which I resolutely ignore

Sir Alfred Joseph Hitchcock was British.
February 10th, 2008, 16:40
Sen Yai

Re: I'm with Homintern on this one

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Originally Posted by TrongpaiExpat

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Originally Posted by homintern

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Originally Posted by Thanpuying Sanitree

Think Bates Motel and rocking chairs Homi

I think this must refer to some element of popular American culture, which I resolutely ignore

Sir Alfred Joseph Hitchcock was British.

I'm sure this feigned ignorance will just turn out to be another of Homintern's little jokes. A reference to a time when he himself was just a 16 year old boy could surely no longer be referred to as 'popular culture'. American or otherwise.
February 10th, 2008, 20:01

Re: "Is Mrs O'Booze still in the closet?"

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Originally Posted by Lunchtime O'Booze

look who's back to torture us !:Thanpuying Sanitree :sad1:

I'm keeping a maternal eye on you, and I'm not off my rocker (oblique reference to Psycho)
February 10th, 2008, 22:36

Re: I'm with Homintern on this one

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Originally Posted by Sen Yai

I'm sure this feigned ignorance will just turn out to be another of Homintern's little jokes. A reference to a time when he himself was just a 16 year old boy could surely no longer be referred to as 'popular culture'. American or otherwise.

I was far to busy visiting the local public lavatories from age 13 onwards to bother with that sort of thing. The only popular culture I recall getting was candida. These habits run in families, of course - poor Aunty had a number of episodes as a 17-year-old where the local policeman ended up bringing him home, still in his Auckland Grammar uniform
July 15th, 2018, 22:45
christianpfc

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

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Poll: How much do you generally cough up for a night of indulgence? Voters: 77
999B or under 6 7.79%
1000B - 1499B 28 36.36%
1500B - 1999B 18 23.38%
2000B - 2499B 10 12.99%
2500B - 2999B 4 5.19%
3000B - 3999B 4 5.19%
4000B - 4999B 1 1.30%
5000B - 9999B 2 2.60%
Over 10000 B 4 5.19%

This post came up elsewhere, and the title made me curious, and there I found a poll from before I joined the forum, even before I first came to Thailand! The data is too valuable to leave them hidden, I posted the results as quote above to keep them for eternity. Unfortunately, it is not specified if the numbers refer to Bangkok or Pattaya.
July 16th, 2018, 00:55
francois

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

Gad, another 10 year old post has been resurrected. And just how many stay the night with their boy du jour?
July 16th, 2018, 09:07
Smiles

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?
Remember these dudes?:
- Lunchtime O'Booze (Left to join a touchy-feely Neo Nazi group in Serbia)
- Homintern (Passed way, but nobody believes it)
- Thanpuying Sanitree (Left to carry on a deep study of Oscar Wilde's phimosis fetish)
- TrongpaiExpat (Just left but still eating heartily on Soi 14 Sukhumvit Rd)
They're gone NOW, as is old fashioned and delicious argumentativeness ... a forgotten delight, now moved and censored by a gaggle of dinosaurs.
July 17th, 2018, 03:05
newalaan2

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

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Originally Posted by Smiles

Remember these dudes?: Lunchtime O'Booze (Left to join a touchy-feely Neo Nazi group in Serbia) They're gone NOW

ALL gone? Lunchtime OBooze = the now named Mr Frequent…..non?
July 17th, 2018, 04:58
scottish-guy

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

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Originally Posted by Smiles

Thanpuying Sanitree (Left to carry on a deep study of Oscar Wilde's phimosis fetish).

Was this the same person as Miss Sanitree Napkin?
July 17th, 2018, 05:25
frequent

Re: Tight as a camel's arse in a sandstorm?

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Originally Posted by scottish-guy

Was this the same person as Miss Sanitree Napkin?

Styled originally as Khunying Sanitree Napakin until The Colonel elevated her to Thanpuying. Smiles has omitted for some reason Pearl of the Orient - and who could forget the wonderful Hedda

https://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showt...s-all-about-ME!