shower shows and glory holes
At a dinner party last night we were challenged to come up with an idea for a small bar,
too small to afford go go boys, but in need of a gimmick to get some customer
As we are all regular visitors to mainly Pattaya and Bangkok, we narrowed it down to
a a new bar in Jomtien or off Sunee or
b a new bar in a smaller soi to soi Twilight.
Fuck shows, big cock shows, jerk off shows, go go and table top dancing all ruled out.
Not much left but the shower show was a popular suggestion. Either in the main room or
you can off a boi to do a shower show in private, in a back or upstairs room
Pay by the half hour [for the short time room] plus a tip for the boy
Our real estate man however got the prize with his glory hole auction. This could use staff or freelancers
Auction time could be on the hour and the anon boys stand behind a plywood wall with glory holes cut about metre high, he suggested about 6 holes and farang pay say 100 baht to make a selection
He painted this picture A wall with 6-8 glory holes with the hardons pushing through. Those participating in the auction inspect [dare I say it, feel the merchandise] and make a bid No bids the money is divided between boys and the bar
Sorry I am finding it hard to type one handed, but like the shower show in private. Especially on nights when I have had a matinee and dont feel like offing a boyi
It would be interesting to see what other ideas for boy shows might be suggested
A Do-It-Yourself Strip Show.
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Originally Posted by Oogleman
Fully dressed boys on stage. 20 baht per item taken off (shirt/trousers)
100 baht for the briefs off!
You would at least get a ton of 20 baht notes flying!
Oh, that takes me back to the days of burlesque!
We usually went to see a certain Talking Woman (in the Blackout Skits) whom we adored and on the nights they had Bid-N-Strip-`Em: The highest-bidding punter got to remove the dancers clothing himself--And were often more entertaining than the broad getting stripped--Guards were on hand in case one tried to remove her panties and pasties.
Another Idea: A carnival-style see-through water tank. Boys in see-through-when-wet swimming costumes (Baggies might be better than speedos" If they float up.) sits on a bar\Lever, punters buy baseballs and try to hit the bulls-eye which will trip the lever so he falls into the tank. One-night-a-week could be Mamasan-Night: Mamasans in full drag...Um...might chain-mail (Armour--Not letters that say, "Break this chain and you pubes will rot and fall off.") be better?
Alternate #1: Boys in wet swim pants roam the audience selling rotten tomatoes ! 10 Baht, larger fruits and vegetables @ 20 baht--Durian @ 100. Punters get to throw their purchases at Mamasans, in full drag, lip-syncing to Saline Dijon, etc. The Mamasan who catches the most gets to eat all the produce? Or wins a slow cooker?
Alternate #2: Variation on Alternate #1 but boys do the 'Gold-Fish Act' and try to 'spit' the fish (Punters buy the fish. BTW.) into a pony-glass. The performing boy gets a reward for each fish that hits the glass. The punters can bid for the right to put the a fish back where it 'came from.' The Mamasans have to eat any leftover gold-fish!
Other mid-way acts could be added: firing b-b guns at Mamasans. Throwing tennis balls at Mamasans.
Another thought: Call the place The Roman Circus and feed tigers the...gold fish. (Bet you thought I was going to say, 'Mamasans.")
Re: shower shows and glory holes
"Our real estate man however got the prize with his glory hole auction. This could use staff or freelancers"
Now that you brought it up, are there any gloryholes in Pattaya ? :)
john
Re: shower shows and glory holes
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Originally Posted by TOQ
are there any gloryholes in Pattaya ?
Other than the one at the train station; no, just lots of holes.
