Perhaps you could start a poll?Quote:
Originally Posted by latintopxxx
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Perhaps you could start a poll?Quote:
Originally Posted by latintopxxx
...morbid...too many painful childhood memories..
I thought you went to a Catholic boys’ school with sodomy on tap. Or did you play at being soldiers as well? Or was that another one of the fantasies with which you used to entertain us?Quote:
Originally Posted by latintopxxx
...yes ...high school was fun...funny out of 27 only 3 were actually gay...
You had all 30 then?Quote:
Originally Posted by latintopxxx
...it was a boarding school...everyone experimented...not saying we all did anal...but trhere was a lot of group ....who can shoot the most/furthest....and yes oral was more common especially if u lost a bet...explains why i treat gogo whores the way i do...its all my parents faulkt....
Old graffiti - "my mother made me a homosexual" and the response "Do you think she'd knit me one too?"Quote:
Originally Posted by latintopxxx
Any chance of you both staying even HALF on topic ffs - especially on a topic concerning possible war and people possibly dying. Or as the mods seem to have given up again perhaps just starting your own new thread if you really must.
I’ve slapped myself on my (limp) wrist already. However someone in another thread mentioned “matron” and I can’t begin to tell you how excited the very thought of matron made me https://www.the-matron.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirish guy
Are you having delusions of “being arsenal”? The Mods usually act because some member, clutching her pearls, report an off topic or series of off topic posts via the Red Triangle system. I don’t believe they prowl the corridors of this Forum (like Matron prowling the dorm - you’ve set me off again). Of the Mods I see Mistress Jellybean the most sympathetic to your urgings, and the sun is up in the UK so perhaps you could try appealing to the Duty Mod’s finer feelings?
And now I see the Forum infant is urging YouTube on us again; the least surprising post discloses that the favourite newspaper of RWNJs everywhere has entered the lists https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/enter+the+lists courtesy of the Forum representative
No, no... bitcoin is out, NFTs are where it's at now.Quote:
Originally Posted by StevieWonders
I'm sometimes the "token" male in social gatherings, and I'm certainly non fungible. How can I realise my potential monetarily?Quote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
vlad the impaler...was that because during his captivity by the ottomans they impaled him on a regular basis...so as an adult worked out his humiliations on his victims...like as a proxy sort of thing..
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Originally Posted by StevieWonders
You wouldn't believe how much easy money there is in NFTs right now. I'm cashing in best I can of course, because fuck it, why not?
However, still quite saddened that society has regressed to a point where we're literally selling cryptographic hashes, and for good money too. At least bitcoin provides a service and there's a medium there, whereas with NFTs you are literally just spending money to buy a long string of characters. That's it.
But hey, if people actually want to give me money in exchange for some hashes, that's totally fine with me.
No idea, I just know he was a sick fuck who thought impaling people was great fun. He'd get his soldiers to do it to hundreds of people at a time after taking a city.Quote:
Originally Posted by latintopxxx
Get his soldiers to setup hundreds of spears standing up in the ground, then proceed to throw people onto them. Great fun he thought.
Not to be confused with our very own poster Brad the ImpalaQuote:
Originally Posted by latintopxxx
The pearls are genuine but the swine are imitation or, more succinctly you’re not worth the effortQuote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
Why don't you go fuck a sheep in Guatemala?Quote:
Originally Posted by StevieWonders
Fucking with your mind is much more funQuote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
Fine, then who killed Jesse James? Not the 1882 one, the 2017 one. He also went by the names of Michael Moriarty and Eddie Temple.Quote:
Originally Posted by StevieWonders
A Guatemalan sheep?Quote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
Wrong. Russian mafia. The decision came from Monaco.Quote:
Originally Posted by StevieWonders
I was his right hand man for 9 years. Still miss him some days.
https://youtu.be/MYpslYIh2fYQuote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
Nah, according to his girlfriend, this song represents him better:Quote:
Originally Posted by StevieWonders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rmW_sM-uw
You were his girlfriend. I can believe thatQuote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
Speaking of Guatemala and your interest in bestiality Matt there’s this story today - https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...e-sex-marriageQuote:
Originally Posted by StevieWonders
My question is how would I know if the sheep was consenting?
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Originally Posted by StevieWonders
No idea how to tell whether or not the sheep are consenting. Maybe ask the kids in Colombia who fuck donkeys for fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw&t=169s
That's it, no animals allowed in my bar, haha.
I thought you'd have years of practiceQuote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
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Originally Posted by StevieWonders
I don't do anal, I do whip cream. It's more fun.