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I think I know Jomtien -but I don't!
Dearly beloved Brethren...
I am about to embark on what will be my thirtieth visit to Pattya in twenty-five years.
Last Christmas (George Michael?), I took the plunge and stayed for the first time in Jomtien, after years of residing in Boystown and the Soi Day-Night area. I enjoyed staying in Jomtien so much last December that I have decided to visit again imminently - within days - having just spotted a return non-stop flight from LHR to BKK with Thai for £530. Isn't the quest for good value tickets like fishing? You sit staring at the screen and wait. You cast the net and its the same old inflated prices or lengthy stopovers mid-way, and then BANG, you net one of these sudden gems that appears on the airline's main site rather than on the site of a broker. I can recall paying that kind of money over twenty years ago with Thai. Mind you, last Autumn Thai were quoting over £1,000 for the same flight for the Christmas period. The Christmas period? Why does that dreadful joke come to mind? Why does Boots the Chemist adorn all of their tampons with holly and mistletoe in December? When shoppers complained a spokesman was heard to say, "Calm down, dear, it's just for the Christmas period"!
A few questions, if I may, for those aficionados of Jomtien: in other words, those who know the ins and outs (no double entendre intended). The lay of the land?
1. I have moved away from the traditional English breakfast in favour of fresh croissants (continental breakfast) and good coffee. Any recommendations please within the vicinity of Jomtien Complex?
2. I am a fan of the show at The Venue, so I will have a couple of beers before and after. Any recommendations re: reasonably priced beer bars, with or without host company, where customers are less likely to be ripped off by over-priced beers?
3. Always happy to hear of other members' contemporary recommendations in terms of venues for evening meals in Jomtien.
4. Finally, I am going to use my in-phone apps (romeo, hornet and grindr) to seek some company when I don't appear in Toy Boys, Nice Boys or Cupidol. Is there an app that is favoured more than others in Pattaya? It's my first attempt at fishing using apps! I wonder what I'll catch? (Yes, yes, I know what's coming)!
Here endeth the lesson!
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I think you'll find that it won't be so much fishing that you'll be doing as swimming to keep up as I'm sure your phone will be binging like a boots till at the Christmas period ( ha I laughed at that joke :-)
Meanwhile it seems your likes are similar to my own so I look forward to reading the suggestions too.
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What hotel did you use in Jomptien? I love Toy Boys as well,, when you were there was it a hassle to go there when your hotel was in Jomptien; especially bringing back a guest?
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I look forward to more replies,sorry I am so shy guys
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paborn
What hotel did you use in Jomptien? I love Toy Boys as well,, when you were there was it a hassle to go there when your hotel was in Jomptien; especially bringing back a guest?
I found that as I tuned into the Cambodian boys who dominate the Complex, the need to visit Boystown became less pressing as there were so many very attractive guys working in Jomtien. My regular masseur, whom I have known for some years, from Copa bar, would visit me in Jomtien when I called him from the hotel. I didn't take anyone from BT or Sunee to Jomtien, as there was so much choice, and a most vibrant party atmosphere, in Jomtien.
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poshglasgow
I found that as I tuned into the Cambodian boys who dominate the Complex, the need to visit Boystown became less pressing as there were so many very attractive guys working in Jomtien. My regular masseur, whom I have known for some years, from Copa bar, would visit me in Jomtien when I called him from the hotel. I didn't take anyone from BT or Sunee to Jomtien, as there was so much choice, and a most vibrant party atmosphere, in Jomtien.
Having said all that, I always make a point of visiting Sunee to re-acquaint myself with the ghosts of Christmas past and to say hi to Pai and her son, Joy, at the green chairs bar (Sunee Plaza Bar). From there it's off to BT to say hello to Nana at Panorama and Max at Serene Bar next door.
By the way, Paborn, I understand that some of the hotels and go-go bars in the area offer short-time rooms if someone takes your fancy and there's am overwhelming desire to swap bodily fluids sooner rather than later.
Have any members eaten recently in the Nam Sing Chinese Restaurant on Second Street? Last December it was not as good. It was always a favourite of mine. I hope it has picked up.
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Great stuff Poshglasgow. I love the idea of an impulse trip to Pattaya. An alignment of low airfares and high libido. Jomtien is indeed full of boys and it's a rare night where they don't have a party somewhere down there. Have a great time.
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...what a nice topic and civil replies...no bitching to date...how very refreshing
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poshglasgow
Having said all that, I always make a point of visiting Sunee to re-acquaint myself with the ghosts of Christmas past and to say hi to Pai and her son, Joy, at the green chairs bar (Sunee Plaza Bar). From there it's off to BT to say hello to Nana at Panorama and Max at Serene Bar next door.
By the way, Paborn, I understand that some of the hotels and go-go bars in the area offer short-time rooms if someone takes your fancy and there's am overwhelming desire to swap bodily fluids sooner rather than later.
Have any members eaten recently in the Nam Sing Chinese Restaurant on Second Street? Last December it was not as good. It was always a favourite of mine. I hope it has picked up.
Thanks! Good idea. But, which hotel would you use in Jomtien? I'm wavering between the Venure and the Agate.
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Important. Whichever you choose make sure you get a room facing away from the soi. Some of those parties go on very late and are very loud.
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In answer to the OP's questions:
1) Poseidon does a decent continental breakfast; good coffee in an area not famous for good coffee.
2) I think all the bars near the Venue are much of a muchness when it comes to drink prices.
3) My favourite Jomtien restaurants include Toto (good thin crust pizzas), Pan Pan (great minestrone and pasta), Indian by Nature (good Indian food in classy surroundings), Tinnies (pie and mash prepared by a friendly Australian who knows his stuff), Maggs (good English pub-style grub - a bit further away down Thepprasit but worth the hike), Poseidon (good spicy tomato soup and tender steaks), Dick's Cafe (reliable longstanding place for Thai food and international snacks). Yupins in the main gay soi has its loyal fans but it's not somewhere I eat after some disappointing meals.
4) Gay Romeo is good for the Pattaya area.
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Any recommendations for Thai food? we liked Dick's Cafe but the other places we tried were rather ordinary.
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snotface
In answer to the OP's questions:
1) Poseidon does a decent continental breakfast; good coffee in an area not famous for good coffee.
2) I think all the bars near the Venue are much of a muchness when it comes to drink prices.
3) My favourite Jomtien restaurants include Toto (good thin crust pizzas), Pan Pan (great minestrone and pasta), Indian by Nature (good Indian food in classy surroundings), Tinnies (pie and mash prepared by a friendly Australian who knows his stuff), Maggs (good English pub-style grub - a bit further away down Thepprasit but worth the hike), Poseidon (good spicy tomato soup and tender steaks), Dick's Cafe (reliable longstanding place for Thai food and international snacks). Yupins in the main gay soi has its loyal fans but it's not somewhere I eat after some disappointing meals.
4) Gay Romeo is good for the Pattaya area.
Additionally, for breakfast, there is Big Kahuna, Pirate's Bay, Continental Bakery, Sandbar. For dinner there is Nathan's and across the street a new place featuring Venezuelan cuisine called Arepas(recommended!).
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arsenal
Great stuff Poshglasgow. I love the idea of an impulse trip to Pattaya. An alignment of low airfares and high libido. Jomtien is indeed full of boys and it's a rare night where they don't have a party somewhere down there. Have a great time.
Thanks Arsenal.
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paborn
Thanks! Good idea. But, which hotel would you use in Jomtien? I'm wavering between the Venure and the Agate.
Both have their advantages. The great thing about the Venue is that if you fancy one of the dancers all you have to do is sweet talk him after the show and invite him upstairs to your room. Now, as to whether he accepts or not is another matter and I'm not sure on the hotel's policy in respect of this. I have never taken a show boy to my room at the Venue but I have shared a drink or two with some of them after the show at Donna's bar. I am also a great fan of the @home bar next door to The Venue. it is run by a fellow Scotsman and he has a crew of good-looking Cambodian waiters!
Both hotels,though, (and don't forget Zing) have strengths and weaknesses. The Venue cabaret at 21:00 hrs is a huge plus, in my opinion.
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snotface
In answer to the OP's questions:
1) Poseidon does a decent continental breakfast; good coffee in an area not famous for good coffee.
2) I think all the bars near the Venue are much of a muchness when it comes to drink prices.
3) My favourite Jomtien restaurants include Toto (good thin crust pizzas), Pan Pan (great minestrone and pasta), Indian by Nature (good Indian food in classy surroundings), Tinnies (pie and mash prepared by a friendly Australian who knows his stuff), Maggs (good English pub-style grub - a bit further away down Thepprasit but worth the hike), Poseidon (good spicy tomato soup and tender steaks), Dick's Cafe (reliable longstanding place for Thai food and international snacks). Yupins in the main gay soi has its loyal fans but it's not somewhere I eat after some disappointing meals.
4) Gay Romeo is good for the Pattaya area.
Great, many thanks Snotface. This is most helpful.
p.s. I still get terribly embarrassed typing 'Snotface'! I always feel that, in doing so, I am slipping a naughty note, in the days when I was an eight-year-old, to my classmate while focussed on the alarming stream of 'lava' escaping from the French teacher's left nostril.
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Oliver2
Any recommendations for Thai food? we liked Dick's Cafe but the other places we tried were rather ordinary.
Thanks Oliver 2, I have heard of Dick's Cafe mentioned before. I will take a look when I'm in Jomtien next week.
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I've been convinced to stay in Jomtien rather than boys town next trip. Now, if I can make up my mind whether to use the Agate of the Venue!!!!!
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Up2U
Additionally, for breakfast, there is Big Kahuna, Pirate's Bay, Continental Bakery, Sandbar. For dinner there is Nathan's and across the street a new place featuring Venezuelan cuisine called Arepas(recommended!).
Many thanks Up2U, I will certainly take a look.
I seem to recall that when I was in Jomtien in December I came across a Farang-owned business that focussed strongly on pies and they looked excellent. I'm sure they tasted good too, but I had just had breakfast before walking into the establishment for a coffee. Interesting to note that there were Thais and Farang buying pies.
"I'm sorry, did you just say that snake and pygmy is the pie of the day?"
"No, you silly sod, I said steak and kidney!"
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poshglasgow
Many thanks Up2U, I will certainly take a look.
I seem to recall that when I was in Jomtien in December I came across a Farang-owned business that focussed strongly on pies and they looked excellent. I'm sure they tasted good too, but I had just had breakfast before walking into the establishment for a coffee. Interesting to note that there were Thais and Farang buying pies.
"I'm sorry, did you just say that snake and pygmy is the pie of the day?"
"No, you silly sod, I said steak and kidney!"
There are so many places in Jomtien now and you are right, the place is called Tinnie's Pies and it's on the corner by Dicks Cafe. They are Australian meat pies and highly recommended!
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Do they sell "Nobbie's Nuts" - Australian advertising slogan "Nibble Nobbie's Nuts"?
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Up2U
There are so many places in Jomtien now and you are right, the place is called Tinnie's Pies and it's on the corner by Dicks Cafe. They are Australian meat pies and highly recommended!
My experience is that it would be difficult to highly recommend an Australian meat pie. The country seems to be obsessed with eating crap minced beef in a basic pastry case smothered with tomato ketchup presumably in an attempt to mask the flavour of the cheap fatty mince. I have never understood how a country can be so in awe of such a rubbish and unhealthy product. So inferior to a proper Steak’n’Kidney or a decent Cornish Pasty.
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Andaman!
My experience is that it would be difficult to highly recommend an Australian meat pie. The country seems to be obsessed with eating crap minced beef in a basic pastry case smothered with tomato ketchup presumably in an attempt to mask the flavour of the cheap fatty mince. I have never understood how a country can be so in awe of such a rubbish and unhealthy product. So inferior to a proper Steak’n’Kidney or a decent Cornish Pasty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_p...d_New_Zealand)
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Andaman!
My experience is that it would be difficult to highly recommend an Australian meat pie. The country seems to be obsessed with eating crap minced beef in a basic pastry case smothered with tomato ketchup presumably in an attempt to mask the flavour of the cheap fatty mince. I have never understood how a country can be so in awe of such a rubbish and unhealthy product. So inferior to a proper Steak’n’Kidney or a decent Cornish Pasty.
It might be an idea to try the meat pies in question before attempting to disparage them by means of a sweeping generalisation.
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There are three kinds of Aussie meat pies - the ones you buy in the pie shop like the one in Jomtien, the ones you buy at the supermarket and the ones you make yourself.
They are like chalk and cheese. Best stay away from the ones in the supermarket.
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In Jomtien, try Toto's,an Italian restaurant. Their lasagna is superb according to a source. Located at entrance to Jomtien Plaza.
https://www.facebook.com/TotoRestaurantPattaya/
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Is that the lasagne made with noodles?
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I just hope not in a microwave ? But hey what good quality eatery would ever DREAM of going that eh ! :-)
* To be fair probably more that we’d all like to find out about or be made aware of perhaps these days.
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am staying at Ganymede again 3rd visit do like it love the jomtien area,christ couldn't remember new name,sorry guys am staying at zing resort and spa for third time and love it
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love sunnee too hope the hell it continues
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For croissants you might try: www.labaguettepattaya.com. Not far from Jomtien going toward South Pattaya.
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..... Not croissants, but the Wooden Box next door is inexpensive and excellent!
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Many thanks for the recommendation!
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I understand when you live as an expat in Thailand you want to eat sometimes non-Thai food. But when I am on holiday here I eat only Thai. I am surprised that the many, almost all, restaurant tips here are for non-Thai food. Thai food is delicious. Back home you can eat your lasagna or steak again.
I would love to read about good Thai restaurants preferably having a a Thai chef. I still think it feels more authentic Thai when a Thai makes it then when the Pad Thai or Pad Krapow Gai is made by say a Dutch chef. I would welcome such recommendations.
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AsDaRa
I still think it feels more authentic Thai when a Thai makes it then when the Pad Thai or Pad Krapow Gai is made by say a Dutch chef.
it tends to be the opposite problem here - all too often though the western restaurant is fronted by a falung it is Khun Lek in the kitchen trying to reproduce the secret family recipe for authentic fettuccine alfredo or bœuf bourguignon or for that matter even basic scrambled eggs and bacon!
though often for both Thai and western food it also comes down to the quality and freshness of ingredients the restaurant owner is willing to stretch to
bkkguy
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I always stay at Poseidon. They generally give me a room upgrade, so I can't complain.
In the evening I go cruising for Cambodian boys, who allegedly don't exist, per some other board member.
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AsDaRa
I would love to read about good Thai restaurants preferably having a a Thai chef. I still think it feels more authentic Thai when a Thai makes it then when the Pad Thai or Pad Krapow Gai is made by say a Dutch chef. I would welcome such recommendations.
Huh? Are you sure you have been to Thailand? I have lived here for 15+ years and have never seen anyone but a Thai cooking in a Thai restaurant and come ro think of it have only seen Thais cooking western food in Italian, German, etc. restaurants, check your passport to see if you actually have a Thai immigration stamp in it! :rolleyes:
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Manforallseasons
Huh? Are you sure you have been to Thailand? I have lived here for 15+ years and have never seen anyone but a Thai cooking in a Thai restaurant and come ro think of it have only seen Thais cooking western food in Italian, German, etc. restaurants, check your passport to see if you actually have a Thai immigration stamp in it! :rolleyes:
That may be true of Pattaya but it’s certainly not true of Bangkok. Telephone Pub had a westerner cook for several years and that’s just one example
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Manforallseasons
Huh? Are you sure you have been to Thailand? I have lived here for 15+ years and have never seen anyone but a Thai cooking in a Thai restaurant and come ro think of it have only seen Thais cooking western food in Italian, German, etc. restaurants, check your passport to see if you actually have a Thai immigration stamp in it! :rolleyes:
Poseidon has a Dutch chef. And I never see the cook when I am in a restaurant. If you know that many businesses are partly foreign owned I wouldn’t be surprised in some kitchens an expat is doing the cooking.
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Thailand is the size of France. A few anecdotal examples of foreign cooks does not change the inevitability that the vast majority of cooks, in country, must be Thai.