Originally Posted by
snotface
Here's a little story, very loosely connected with this thread, but I think it's funny so who cares. An English friend of mine told me that he was once having sex with a Thai boy, a bottom, who kept shouting out 'Fuck me hard'. My friend did his best to oblige but, not being in the first flush of youth, began to find it more and more of an effort. Soon the sweat was pouring off him. Still the boy called out 'Fuck me hard'. Managing to climax just in time to prevent a cardiac arrest, my friend was lying back on the bed in recovery mode when the boy turned to face him and innocently asked what 'hard' meant. It turned out that he was just repeating what he had heard on a porno movie. Now if he'd had this translate app he could have saved himself a possibly (or possibly not) unwelcome pummelling. There, relevance to this thread duly established!