Professor Emeritus Frequent

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February 20th, 2018, 16:43
arsenal

Professor Emeritus Frequent

The smoking rate in Thailand is predicted to increase to over 25% by the year 2060. I was wondering what our resident Thai expert, Frequent makes.of this and to what does he attribute the change to?

http://www.ifs.du.edu/ifs/frm_Countr...spx?Country=TH
February 20th, 2018, 16:49
arsenal

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

All members are encouraged to put their questions regarding Thailand and Thai culture to the good professor so that he may demonstrate his expert knowledge. This is a new and ongoing service provided by SGT.
February 20th, 2018, 17:03
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Sadly Arsenal’s understanding of academic titles is as unparalleled as his understanding of Thailand - “emeritus - the former holder of an office, having retired but allowed to retain their title as an honour”
February 20th, 2018, 17:06
arsenal

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Not at all. It reflects your perceived age. Notice you didn't answer the question.
February 20th, 2018, 17:17
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Come now, just because some impertinent oik asks a question that doesn’t mean an answer must be given
February 20th, 2018, 17:23
arsenal

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

:aggressive:
February 21st, 2018, 09:03
Jellybean

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

If you are giving out professorships arsenal, I do believe that the title, Regius professor, would be more apposite for frequent. After all, he does seem to have an unparalleled knowledge of royal affairs, which he is always more than willing to share.

;)
February 21st, 2018, 09:05
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellybean

If you are giving out professorships arsenal, I do believe that the title, Regius professor, would be more apposite for frequent. After all, he does seem to have an unparalleled knowledge of royal affairs, which he is always more than willing to share.

I really must protest, Jellybean. My knowlege is not unparalleled, whereas arsenal's is
February 21st, 2018, 09:12
arsenal

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Naughty Jellybean.
:D
February 21st, 2018, 09:21
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsenal

Naughty Jellybean. :D

Never fear arsenal, I have PMed Jellybean with further and better particulars
February 21st, 2018, 09:53
arsenal

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

:boredom:
February 21st, 2018, 10:05
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsenal

:boredom:

Pretty much says it all - bored with a boring thread started by himself - the Forum bore
February 21st, 2018, 10:48
arsenal

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

:rolleyes:
February 21st, 2018, 12:43
Jellybean

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by frequent

I really must protest, Jellybean. My knowlege is not unparalleled, whereas arsenal's is

Your protest is duly noted frequent and has been entered in my big red book to be used against you in a court of law at a future date. Lol!

Seriously though frequent, I had you marked down as one of the never complain, never explain brigade. Just shows you, eh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsenal

Naughty Jellybean.
:D

Hee, hee . . . sorry, arsenal, but I couldn’t resist. The temptation to post was just too great.

;)
February 21st, 2018, 13:12
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Seriously though frequent, I had you marked down as one of the never complain, never explain brigade. Just shows you, eh?

I thought, under the circumstances I should remove any ambiguity. Rules, after all, are made to be ignored (unless you're a Moderator when - except on SGT - they're made to be enforced)
February 21st, 2018, 13:23
joe552

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

This thread is the most fun I've had since I had my last enema. Thanks.
February 21st, 2018, 14:02
arsenal

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Mischievous Jellybean.
:clapping:
February 21st, 2018, 14:03
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe552

This thread is the most fun I've had since I had my last enema. Thanks.

Given that there’s an entire sub-culture devoted to the enjoyment of giving and taking enemas, I think that comes under the heading of Too Much Information, Joe

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klismaphilia
February 21st, 2018, 15:28
pennyboy

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

[QofUOTE=joe552;237580]This thread is the most fun I've had since I had my last enema. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I guess it's not up to the standard of "my sweaty nose" or "my new slippers"
February 21st, 2018, 16:30
scottish-guy

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by frequent

Pretty much says it all - bored with a boring thread started by himself - the Forum bore

Did you misspell 'whore'? Maybe a Mod will correct it
February 21st, 2018, 17:13
Jellybean

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by frequent

Never fear arsenal, I have PMed Jellybean with further and better particulars

Thanks for your PM, frequent, which I found very interesting.

And I hope I am not revealing too much by thanking you so much for your invitation to dinner at Le Normandie, Michelin star restaurant at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel at your expense.

For those of you have never visited Le Normandie, the set dinner is 4,900 Thai Baht and the à la carte is 4,400 – 6,300 Thai baht and I believe it is the à la carte which frequent has generously invited me to partake in. The restaurant has, so I understand, earned a reputation as a premier destination for those looking for sophisticated French cuisine. It therefore goes without saying that our esteemed member, françois, is a regular diner at the restaurant.

I am therefore very happy to expose the myth that frequent is a cheap-Charlie and is, in fact, a very generous and outstanding member of this forum

;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe552

This thread is the most fun I've had since I had my last enema. Thanks.

I am sorry to hear that joe552, well I did try my best to enliven it, but there is only so much one can do. What is it they say about a sow’s ear?

:D
February 21st, 2018, 19:08
scottish-guy

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Don't assume the worst - maybe Joe's last enema was a lot of fun for him - he could be paying us a compliment
February 22nd, 2018, 01:37
joe552

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Indeed Jellybean, your posts stand out as pearls before swine, or something like that. I really enjoy your contributions.

To be clear, I've never had an enema - enemy, yes - but enema, no.
February 22nd, 2018, 11:41
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by joe552

To be clear, I've never had an enema - enemy, yes - but enema, no.

The lady doth protest too much methinks
February 22nd, 2018, 11:46
frequent

Re: Professor Emeritus Frequent

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Thanks for your PM, frequent, which I found very interesting.

And I hope I am not revealing too much by thanking you so much for your invitation to dinner at Le Normandie, Michelin star restaurant at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel at your expense.

It will be an unparalleled experience